"Pick something and MOVE!" You yelled at Edward who stood staring into the fridge
He turned around with a smirk and grabbed you and held you above him
"Put me down!" You said and thumped his forehead
"Stop with the flicking will ya" Edward shook his head
You grabbed his face and stared into his eyes and leaned in to kiss him but licked his face instead.
"EW" he quickly dropped you and you ran into the living room
"Your in the way of the tv" Altair said
Edward walked in red-faced and clearly peeved
"(Name)" he huffed
"What's wrong with you?" Desmond and Arno asked
Edward simply pointed at you
"What did you do?" Altair asked you
"I might have-"
"She LICKED my face!" Edward pointed at his forehead
"You need to calm down" Jacob said
"Not until I get revenge" Kenway stated
You stuck your tongue out and Edward ran around the couch making Altair stand in between the two of you.
"Desmond pause the movie" Altair said "now you two need to get out of the way of THE TV"
"Let me have her and I'll move" Edward said
Altair looked at you then pushed you into Edward
"Hey you traitor!" You screamed as Kenway pulled you out of the way of the television
Altair simply stated "Play nice you two"
You kicked and screamed
"Edward Kenway you put me down!" You screamed
"Hold still now" Edward grabbed your face
You pinched his stomach and ran upstairs bumping into the freshly washed Ezio who stood in a towel
"Ezio I need your help!" You stood behind him and pointed at Edward coming up the stairs
"What is the matter?" Ezio asked
"She licked my face!" Edward groaned
"When do I get a turn?" Ezio asked with a smirk
"Not the time Ezio" you said
"Just lemme have her" Edward said
Ezio scowled and wrapped him arm around "no"
"How about we hold her down and we can take turns?" Edward and leaned against the wall with a devilish grin
"You're sick!" You pointed at him
"C'mon Ezio you know it's sounds like fun" Edward continued
Ezio looked at you with a smirk "what if I want her to myself?"
"I just want to get revenge the tongue across my face"
Ezio shrugged "no you can have her" he said and pushed you back into Edward "now move I need clothes"
"Now where were we?" Edward said and pinned your arms behind you
You cringed preparing for a tongue across your face but that's not at all what happened, you looked up at Edward who just continued to stare.
"What?"
He simply let go and walked off
"I'll get my revenge when you least expect it"
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Living With Assassins *One Shots*
FanfictionEveryone enjoys some good ol' Assassin's Creed. Started off as one shots kinda fell into a really cheesy, terrible written story with random episodes I guess A house full of assassins.. All of them
