He's My Prince Charming

Chapter 15: Royal Lunatics

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"George! I am so serious, I have to get me out of the country! Stop laughing at me jerk butt!"

Of course, that only caused him to laugh louder. I really hate him sometimes. I slap him across the back of his head.

"Heyyy! What was that for? I can't believe you hit your boss!"

"Oh whatever! First off, you ain't my boss at the moment. The offices are official closed for four more weeks. Second, you totally deserved it, you were laughing at me!"

"What has gotten into you? You are a menace with that sassing mouth, but bodily harm? That's not like you, sweetheart."

I roll my eyes at him.

"Look, I have had the worse first week of vacation in flipping history. I'm out of sorts at the moment. I have that stupid ball tonight, which there will be no way around running into that lunatic prince. I insist you come with me, Kian won't get there until late. He apparently is connected to the royal loonies and has some meeting.  I have an urgent need of a bodyguard; because,  I'm starting to fear this prince isn't joking about this whole caging me up and marrying me shit. There really should be some laws here to protect the innocent from him! And let's face it, you deserved a hit on the head. You caused all the mess by sending me here on my dream vacation which now is my nightmare vacation."

There he goes again laughing! God please hold me back.

"Sweetheart, you are so cute, everyone can't help but fall in love with you. I'm a little mad at myself because, my plan seems to be falling apart right in front of me. That prince does seem determined considering you now have a personal guard at your door, even though he isn't here anymore. That every hour you have received either flowers, perfume, or a personal telegram telling you that he is watching your every move. Kian, now I don't know  what to think of him. I don't like knowing you having been enjoying yourself! Oh, of course I will go with you if I get to dance with you."

I give him one of my sassy looks then roll my eyes.

"Wait, what are you talking about your plan is falling apart? And another thing, what am I suppose to do with the whole prince thing? I'm telling you I need to be smuggled out of here. With Kian, you best like him because he is my best friend."

He shot up his eyebrow at me.

"What the hell? Your best friend? You haven't even known him but at the most a week! You have known me for years!"

"Holy mother of pearl! Why is everyone against Kian! Look Kian and I just hit it off really well. I'm still waiting about the plan explanation."

"Shit! It is worse than I thought. Hit it off well? Are you telling me that within a week you have ensnared the prince of this country into wanting to marry you, then you have hooked up with Kian? Shit, Kylie. I thought waiting a week would be ok."

"I take offense of your implication of ensnared. And what the hell ? Of course, I have not hooked up with Kian. For the love of god.  HE IS MY BEST FRIEND! NOT FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS! NOT MORE THAN FRIENDS! JUST PLAIN MY BEST FLIPPING FRIEND! And what are you going all on about? plan? waiting a week? Your creeping me out, George."