Enemies with Benefits: Freshman in Training

Step 6: You'll Make an Ass of Yourself.

8-22-13
I walked into history.

Eh history is depressing.

"Can I copy your math?" Kevin asked as soon as he sat down.

"good morning to you too." I said sarcastically.

"Come on." he begged.

"Just let me copy." Kevin shouted in one ear.

"Can I borrow a pencil?" Dylan asked at the same moment.

"Selena!" Ali yelled also.

They all kept babbling.

"One at a time!" I shouted.

"No I do not have a pencil." I turned to Ali and Dylan.



"Say please." I stuck my tongue out at Kevin.

"Please." he groaned.

I gave him my paper.

"Selena! Selena." Kevin sang before starting To laugh.

"What?" I laughed.

"Oh nothing it's a song haha but it's spelled like S-E- Hey that's how you spell your name like right?"

"You don't know how to spell my name?" my jaw dropped.

I knew so much about him and he couldn't even remember my name?

F*ck you.

Screw this idiot now I'm pissed off.

Kevin pulled out a white bag of food and took a big mouthful, chewing like a cow.

Gross.

"What is that?" I scrunched up my nose is disgust

"garlic roasted pumpkin seeds." he said, seeds spilling out of his mouth.

"Garlic?" I said in horror.

"Yeah. I don't care what my breath smells like." He shrugged.
This guy just screamed single didn't he?

"I do I sit by you for two hours." I rolled my eyes.

Yay me.

8-23-13
Friday!
The happiest day of school ever!

I pulled out my One Direction comp book.

"That One Direction...Two directions." He smiled at me.

Not this again.

"Well if I'm still two directions then you're still pigeon." I crossed my arms.

He laughed.

***

"Why don't you two do the negatives and they'll do positives?" Ms. Davis suggested.

"Us? Like Kevin and myself?" I said in horror.

"Yeah."

Great.

I leaned over and showed him how to do the equation.

He kept jacking around with Dylan.

"Kevin! Are you paying attention?" I groaned.

"Sorry what?"

I groaned and grabbed the paper from him.

"I'll do it."


Now I couldn't even finish one before he stole Jason's pencil causing an argument.

I groaned.

"Kevin look at this." I showed him the paper.

In the same moment he looked down, I switched their pencils.

"There now shut the heck up." I groaned.

Kevin switched them back.

"Stop butting in." Kevin snapped at me.

God it was one time and it was just now god forbid.

"Just help me." I snapped.

Leaning over our desks, ass in air wasn't the best thing.

I stepped over the seats and leaned over his shoulder.

"What the hell are you doing?" I laughed.

"No idea." He chuckled.

He started laughing really loud.

I sighed.

"Do I wanna know what's funny?"

"I don't know. Okay like, I was thinking if your hair in 6th grade." He burst out laughing.

Everyone started laughing.

I have ringlets almost so I had a really, really short haircut.

It was three years ago people come on!

"You're an ass." I shook my head.


I grabbed the paper and walked back to my seat, pissed off.

Jerk-off.
Douche bag.
Whatever else nam I can call him.
Asshole.

Ms. Davis started to talk.

I locked eyes with Dylan.

I'll give it to Dylan; he was attractive.

Blue eyes, blonde waves he gelled down in the front. Fit.

That guy was hot.

"What? Wanna go?" He asked.

I laughed.

"Yeah let's go." I nodded.

"Like fight right now?" He lifted his fists up.

"Yeah let's go." I nodded, serious face.

He stood up, "lets go."

I stood up as well.

"Let's go then."

He started laughing and sat down, as did I.

Ms. Davis didn't even notice either.


I wasn't afraid of these boys. They were harmless. Except for Waldo. That jerk can go to hell for hitting girls.

Kevin asked Heather to wear her glasses.

So he was currently sporting them.

"Dude I think we have the same vision because I can see all good." Kevin told her.

Heather smiled.

She was 'in love' with him too. Bet she's fangirling right now.

After a while he gave them back.

"Can I try in your glasses?"

"No you can't because you'll say I'm blind and I don't need anyone telling me I'm blind." I snapped.


"Oh your blind? How many fingers do I have?" He laughs.

I turned my head, looking at the teacher, who's back was facing me.

"I don't know count." I flipped him off.

Heather replied with, "Burn."


"Oh so I'm number one?" He smirks.


Oh my god this kid! Why do I like him again? He's nothing but an ass!


"Oh you got burned."

For once I think Dylan is less of an ass than he is.


***

Time to go home!!

Come on bus!


"Hey Selena.' Martin waved.

"Hey Martin." I waved.

Martin was a nice person but physically he kinda freaked me out.

But thinking that even makes me sound like a bitch.

Martin was shorter than my shoulder.

He had something wrong with him. Something which makes him short and round. An his voice was in between squeaky 10 year old and 12 year old hitting puberty.

Personally I liked deeper voices.

Harry Styles deep.

But I was a nice person so I always talked to him when he came up to me.

After awhile of him talking I zoned out.

"So hey! Do you wanna go- do you wanna go to homecoming with me?" Martin asked.

Holy shit.

"Um...wow that's so sweet um..."

Easy let down Selena.

"I have to check my calendar." I blurted.

Add to it!

"Like I have dentist appointments and stuff like...yeah I'll see." I shrugged.

"Oh okay. Well it's like in October I think but just a heads up."

I looked over.

Oh now my bus comes! Perfect timing!

"Oh yeah I'll let you know." I nodded.

"Bye Selena."

"Bye Martin." I waved.

Really Selena? I have to check my calendar?

God you're a bitch!

I facepalmed.

Well that just stopped my chances of going with anyone I like.

Because if I say yes to them yet no to Martin I'll be an even bigger bitch...yay.

***
"I'm such an idiot." I replied as I told my family what happened.

Family as in, grandparents, aunt, mom and kids.

"Just tell him to come over here and I'll get my pistol back there and clean it and tell him just in case I need to use it." My bubba said.

I laughed.

"Maybe that'll scare him off! Gosh I'm so mean! I mean check my calendar?!" I groaned.

My aunt laughed.

"And I just made it worse like I was all 'dentist appointments'." I shook my head.

"You never know what will come up." My bubba laughed.

"Yeah! I could break my arm like you know how klutzy I am." I pointed out.

They all laughed.

"So are you gunna go with him?" Bubba asked.

"I don't know! Like its either him or no one else."

"I went with a nerd to homecoming." My grandma pointed out.

"See how she talks about me!" Bubba pointed at her.

I laughed. I loved my bubba and granny's relationship. It was adorable.

Grandma rolled her eyes.

"Maybe I'll stay home and eat pizza." I compromised.

"There you go babe." Bubba put an arm around me.

I hugged his side.

"I'm so mean." I shook my head.

"Well he asked you. Just tell him I said hell no." My aunt shook her head, still scrolling on her phone.

"I don't even wanna think about it. Maybe I won't go. Maybe I'll get sick- Oh! I could get sick! The flu is going around!" I pointed out.

Esh I did not wanna do this.
And my family was right behind me.




8-27-13

"No talking. If I catch you talking I will take your test." Ms. A announced.

We nodded and began our tests.

"Hey. What's Pepsis Formosa in English mean?" Kevin whispered.

"Stop." I whispered back.

If we got caught I'd kill him.

"Come on help me." He whispered to me again.

"Stop!" I hissed.

I looked up and gulped.

Ms. A was squatted in front of us.

"If I hear you guys talking again, I'm gunna take both of your papers alright?" She said quietly.

I looked at Kevin, annoyance lingering my face.

"Told you." I hissed.

If she would've took my test I would've killed him.



Once I saw Ms. A walk out of the room I turned to Kevin.

"If you would've gotten my test taken away I would've killed you." I whispered before turning back to my test.

Ugh he is annoying.

***


Math was currently chaos.

Ivy and Heather were yelling things at me on what to write and Kevin was acting an idiot.

And worse, my handwriting kept getting smudged as Kevin kept wobbling the uneven desk with his hand.

"Kevin!" I snapped, taking his hand off the desk and shoving it his way.

Okay so that was rude, I'll admit.

"Geez dude." He hissed at me.

I rolled my eyes and finished writing.







"Okay I know that was rude. Sorry." I mumbled to Kevin. I doubt he heard me though.






"Sit down." Ms. David told us.

We did as told.

"Hey what happened to your chin?" Kevin touched his own chin.

I sighed.

"I fell." I spat.

So I was running half asleep in my house without glasses and tripped, cutting my chin open.
Don't like saying it every five seconds.

He said something else but I blocked it out. I wasn't in the mood.

"I'm annoyed." Bella said from the table over.

"You're annoying." Kevin laughed.

"What?" She cocked her head.

"Nothing."

"Oh by the way what you said to Selena was rude." She pointed out.

"What?"

"Pointing out a part of her body that makes her feel f*cking insecure is rude to just ask about."

"No I wasn't trying to be rude like-"

"Well it was still rude." She hissed before sitting down.

"Well no like I mean my face is ugly like- like at all this." he pointed to his breakouts.

Shut the hell up you're hot Kevin stop being a liar.

"Still!" Bella said.

I looked over to her and smiled.

"Love you booboo." Bella smiled.

"Love you." I smiled widely.

Screw off Kevin.

"Hondo can you read?" Ms. Davis asked.

After he read I turned to him.

"Hondo." I whispered.

He looked up.

"What page?" I mouthed.

"What?" He said, quite f*cking loud.

"What page?" I whispered.

"What?!" He said even louder.

"What page?" I snapped.

The whole class got quiet.

Well hell!

"Sixteen."

I looked back to Kevin staring at me.

I looked down. I think I've made enough of a fool out of myself today.
I mean I put my shoe on the wrong foot this morning!

Today just wasn't my day.

~~~~
So...that happened.

Well I have a book to read! I'm obsessed!! its called A unique Type of Love. I believe.

Great book!!

Gotta go because it takes me two hours to pick my nail polish so on that note...

-XOXOX
Shyanne