"and you gorgeous?" flirted the handsome waiter,
Delia giggled "ill have the le connard (a/n: hehehe) please" she smiled. Will growled as the waiter walked away,
"what the fuck was that?" he whispered harshly glaring at her
"what?" delia whisper shouted
"you were flirting with eachother right infront of me!" he growled
"lol no bitch he was just being nice you an-" before she could finish her sentence, the hot ass waiter came back with their food.
"hey sexy" he winked, Delia could hear Will's breathing become heavier and before she could turn around and tell her boyfriend to shut the fuck up, Will leaped onto the waiter and began throwing punches, Delia screamed in horror and jumped up trying to pry Will's arm off of the waiter but he was too strong.
"eh what the fuck" delia thought as she walked towards the car outside. She got inside and waited till Will decided to finish his little fight.
5 mins later
will came outside and went into the car to see his banana girlfriend sleeping in the passenger seat, he sighed at how Alicia she looked and started to drive off. Whilst driving, he passed 2 police cars with their sirens going off
"they must off called the cops" he laughed and continued driving towards their home.
20 mins later
delia woke up in the car just as will had drove into the drive way, she rubbed her eyes and looked around
"when did you come?" she asked
"how the fuck am i supposed to know woman!" will said. Will parked the car and they both got out,
"fuck a hamburger, i am friggin tired" will yawned as they stepped in to the house
"lol same, ur face made me tired" delia said stretching
"lmao shut up bitch" Will grumbled as he put his jacket on the hanger
"haha you love me babe" delia winked while she walked up the stair, with Will following closely behind her
"yeah i do" will sighed grabbing her and pushing his face into her hair as she opened the door
"okay going to bed now bye" delia said yawning, jumping onto the bed and falling asleep instantly
"ugh seriously?" will complained, he had gotten a massive boner
"gf goes to sleep when i need her most" will said as he closed the bathroom door
THE END
(A/N: if you haven't guessed already this is kind of a joke, but you can still request lol)
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Fanfictiondo you have the will to read will's will on his willy? this book was made for and is dedicated to delia. So funny - god ive read worse - jesus christ ive read betterrr ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ ° ) - jesus christ "A Comedic Masterpiece. Quick, Witty - and every...
