CHAPTER 16:
I flopped down on my bed and instantly shot up into a sitting position, only to groan in pain and flop back down into a warm, comfortable position in the middle of my bed.
"Are you going to just lie there, or go down there and say something?? You deserve to know, Beautiful!!" I strained my neck to glare at him and then jump up of my bed, just to clutch my ribs and stagger to get my balance back.
I walked slowly down the stairs then I stormed straight up to her this time instead of attacking a poor, defenceless tree. I smacked her across the face so hard it could be heard from china!! It's your own fault, bitch!! To say she was shocked was THE biggest understatement of the existence of mankind!!
"Jesus frowns down upon you." Is the only thing that came out of her mouth. I give her the "Are you fucking shitting me right now?!?!" look and basically threw the same words at her as last time and waited for her to make another pathetic excuse, but she just said,
"God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit frowned upon your mother and father for having conceived more than one child at a time, as it is a sin in God's eyes," Anger boiled in my veins so bad I thought I would explode on the spot. I grabbed my metal baseball bat and smashed anything and everything valuable in sight. Except my things, they were totally safe. Obviously!!
I smashed so many things I had to be dragged from the house before I damaged the whole house. Once we were in the front yard, Khyber had to pry the baseball bat out of my hand in order to calm me down. I dived past Blade and Khyber towards the door only to be pulled back away from the door by a pair of muscular arms. I'm not even in the mood to get excited about muscles.
"Fuck sake L-J!! Give it up!!" Blade hollered in my ear.
"Fuck off Blade!!" I screeched right back at him.
"Calm your ass down or I'll smash your Purple Ferrari Enzo!!" I froze to the spot once he had finished speaking and, for once, was absolutely silent. "Thank you!! Now calmly, walk into the house without speaking or touching anything and just remember, the Enzo's in a life and death situation."
I walked straight to the fridge, opened it, glared at the contents and then closed it then kicked it. I sighed and sat at the kitchen island. Sue stood in the kitchen doorway and just stared at me waiting for something. What was she waiting for?? Me to agree that it's an abomination to have a twin and beg her to burn me where I sit?? Fuck no!!
I stood up walked over to Sue and got in her face and said,
"Have you ever heard the saying 'Trust Takes Years To Build, Seconds To Break, Forever To Repair'?? Well that saying fits perfectly to this moment and also the moment I found out Alex was my twin. Unlike you, at least Paul can tell the truth!!" And with that I walked all the way up the stairs and into my wardrobe and started to pull everything off of their hangers. I grabbed a few massive suitcases and threw all my clothes into the cases, while trying to ignore the looks Blade, Khyber, Milly, Alex and Marshall were giving me. Once I'd finished with my clothes I walked back over to my walk-in wardrobe and slid the door all the way across then walked the back of the the massive wardrobe and knocked on the back wall and stepped back while a small square of the wall turned around in it's place and revealed a hi-tech code pad. I punch the numbers in a stood back even more and turned around to see everybody's faces when they see what the hi-tech code pad's for. The wall slid across to reveal a super-secret back room full of Supra's, Skytop's and Hi-top's. Fashionable of course!! The looks on their faces made it all worth it!!
"So that's where all the extra space in the house went, bitch!!" Marshall screamed.
"Woah!! Calm the fuck down!! Your mum and dad don't know about it!!" I whisper-screamed back at him. Khyber put his hand up and said,
"How're you gunna fit like 30,000 pairs of shoes into one suitcase??"
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To find out how L-J's going to move 30,000 pairs of Supra's, Skytops and a Hi-tops in one suitcase read Chapter 17(which will be on a computer near you soon).
Love, Love Love Alaways L-J x
