His Annoying Texter | Lee DH.

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Donghae: Do i know you?

Unregistered number: Maybe.

Donghae: I don't even know you yet im texting you.

Unregistered number: No one can resist me, not even you, Donghae baby.

Donghae: Stop calling me baby, its creepy. Are u gay?

Unregistered number: What makes you think I am?

Donghae: Just instinct.

Unregistered number: Didn't know you have instinct. Haha anyways, im not, baby.

Donghae: I am not that dumb.

Unregistered number: Oh you are.

Unregistered number: but your stupidity is one of your charms.

Donghae: Is that an insult or a compliment?

Unregistered number: It depends. Hahaha.

Donghae: You know what, just get lost.

Unregistered number: I am already lost in your eyes.

Donghae: Oh fuck, you're making me crazy.

Donghae: Who are you?

Unregistered number: Ain't gonna tell you. :P

Donghae: Why?

Unregistered number: It'll be no longer fun. I aim for a fun conversation with you.

Donghae: fck that fun. I wont reply anymore.

Unregistered number: you cant.

Unregistered number: hey? Sup?

Unregistered number: Donghae?

Unregistered number: i'll reveal my name.

Unregistered number: if that's what you want.

Unregistered number: my real name.

Donghae: who are you?

Unregistered number: will you still text me back after i tell you my name?

Donghae: maybe. Just tell me who you are.

Unregistered number: fine.

Unregistered number: I'm....

Unregistered number: Your wife. :*

Unregistered number: U still there?

Unregistered number: Yohooo!

Unregistered number: It's still 11 P.M. It's too early to sleep, Lee Donghae.

Unregistered number: Fine. Good night, baby. See me in your dreams. Okay? ;)