*next morning*
*i walk out of my cabin*
*gives the peace sign to James as I walk by* Good moooorning.
*goes up to the helm* Well I'm going to steer the ship and if anybody has a problem with that, they can deal with it!! *gets woozy* I HAVE SUCH A HANGOVER! Uhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Jack walks by* Heh heh heh. HEY JACK! *Jack turns around*
Jack: Yes?
*yells in ear* YOU ARE A DITCHER! YOU DITCHED ME! DITCHER!
Jack: You hold a grudge don't you?
Elizabeth: *while walking by* You have no idea.
*glares at Elizabeth* Whatever, anyway Jack, I'm gonna need that pistol of yours.
Jack: Why?
Cause I just do.
Jack: Why?
CAUSE I SAID SO!
Jack: Why?
Never mind. *walks away*
*to myself* Let's have some fun shall we. *smiles wickedly*
*grabs my sword* (ME: if you remember It was originally Blacky's)
*points the sword the the sky* Please work, please work! Cmon WORK! *everyone gets pulled up by ropes* Haha suckers, NOBODY CUT OFF THEIR LEGS!
James: LET ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!
Only if you don't marry Elizabeth! *crosses arm*
James: I BUT-
Everyone: CMON JUST DO IT! WE WANT DOWN!
YOU HEARD EM!
Elizabeth: I love William anyway.
Ouch. That one must have hurt.
James: Fine, just let us down.
*let's everyone down* See that wasn't too hard now was it?
*James ignores me and goes to his quarters*
*I walk up to Elizabeth* Geez you didn't have to be so hard on him, now he's all depressed, my poor Jamie Poo. *frowns*
Elizabeth: Someone had to talk some sense into him.
But what if he commits suicide or something. He doesn't like me and all that's missing in his life as he says, is a wife. Why don't you go tell him to get to know me better or something, since I see no other females on this ship.
Elizabeth: Fine. *walks to James's quarters*
Well I'm bored...
Hmmm, I wonder... *climbs up to the crows nest*
HOW LONG? HOW LONG? TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN!
*starts dancing in the crows nest and looks through telescope*
AHHHH! WE'VE GOT COMPANY! *points to the Pearl sailing towards us*
Jack: Oh Bugga.
