Morons Stories

The very BEST Private Exchanges I have had with some of the finest young minds on Wattpad. No really. Check your brains at the door, ladies and gentlemen, and just sit b...

"In a world that can only be described as organized chaos, there is peace." A famous quote by the original UWG president, when the war between humanity and e...

Read it, stupid!

Do you remember in season one, when all the ninja acted stupid, were stupid, looked stupid, knew nothing, were clumsy at basically everything and yet could probably win...

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny wrote many letters to all characters from all cartoons all over the world. Don't forget Butters. Whatever you do, don't suck our balls.

In a world where humanoid creatures and humans exist, a special organization was made. Tasked to track down and end the underworld's infamous Nightmare. The organization...

Three kids are unexpectedly pulled out of their school bus and taken to a hidden government lab. But this isn't a typical hero story.

Hi there. I'm Kakashi Hatake. I'm a twelve year old Genin Ninja and counting. Welcome to my life of horror and misfortune. ENJOY! (Although, it WILL be very hard to....)

Kelly is very hungry when she decides to eat cat food. The next day she turns into a unicorn, but she changes back every once in a while. She meets one direction along t...

This is my rant book. I advise you to not repeat some of the things read here.

Rowan Madeline North has always been a fairly average girl; she has an average school life, average sports skills, and admittedly below-average grades. But when she mee...

Sixteen year-old Jefferson is a loner who plays video games all the time. His mother finally persuades him to vacation with her at Iroquois Lake. During that time, he sn...

this it the story of a carrot who had grate (no I didn't spell that wrong) dreams. But to reach those dreams he thinks Mr POTATO must be defeated Read at your own risk y...