Signs as Why They Have No Social Life

404 14 2
                                    

Aries: I choose not to, I hate everyone
Taurus: Rather hang with my dog
Gemini: Eating is better than talking
Cancer: Because I love my bed
Leo: Netflix is my life   Yessss! *fist bumps*
Virgo: I just don't text back
Libra: Wait, what's a social life
Scorpio: Busy with world domination
Sagittarius: Cats are better than people though
Capricorn: I would... But I love my couch
Aquarius: Sleep> Socializing    Yep my life
Pisces: But Twitters social so HA

Zodiac SignsWhere stories live. Discover now