Signs on Black Friday

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Aries: The preacher who knows how to stab someone over a PS4 Good God, sir
Taurus: The jar of pickles Yummm
Gemini: Broke a woman's arm over blue towels in the box Violence is not appreciated
Cancer: Police man wearing reindeer antlers Antlers are the bomb
Leo: One of the women that wanted a vacuum cleaner A vacuum cleaner?
Virgo: Employee that got hit over the head with a Doc McStuffins purse Are you okay o.O?
Libra: The man who hit Virgo with a Doc McStuffins purse Violence!
Scorpio: The woman that wanted the same vacuum cleaner as Leo. Like was there only one vacuum cleaner?
Sagittarius: Stampedes Kohls for pillows Pillows are life
Capricorn: The man with 20 blenders The man math problems are created from
Aquarius: The person who witnessed everything Blackmail!!!!
Pisces: Broken arm women Don't cry, it'll only hurt for awhile

I feel like you all needed my thoughts because I don't pick favorites... I LOVE YOU ALL

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