Signs as Their Reaction to "WHAT ARE THOOOSE?"

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Aries: "....shoes?"
Taurus: "YOUR MOMS CHEST HAIR" Hehe comment if you get the reference...
Gemini: "CROOOOOOOOCS!"
Cancer: "....................is that supposed to be rude or...?"
Leo: "How can I say this in the nicest way possible?" *Ahem* "F*ck you."
Virgo: "Actually, my friend, they are an extremely rare and expensive shoe that I bought at SHUTDAHECKUP.com." Burn.
Libra: "WHAT ARE YOOUUURS? OHHHH BURN!"
Scorpio: *Takes off shoes and throws at person* "... That's what they are... Care for another demonstration?"
Sagittarius: *Calmly throws person into ocean*    Sometimes I worry about Sagittarius'
Capricorn: "I'm starting to lose faith in humanity."
Aquarius: *Stares at person deadpanned* "..............humans."
Pisces: "Hahahahahahaha" *Stabs person* "HAHAHA"

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