Blake: *Walks in wearing a shirt that says #1 on it*
Seth: Is that how many IQ points you have?
Blake: Grr.No.
Nick: He doesn't even know the difference between yes and no!
Blake: Agggrraa!! *Runs out*
Nick: That is not a word.
Yvette: I'm pretty sure it's not.
Bindi: *Looks at Seth and Vanessa*. How did you guys meet?
Vanesaa: Hmm... *looks at Seth* Well, I had gone on a date with Dylan *looks utterly disgusted* and I walked out of the mall with Dylan chasing me and Seth was standing there. His eyes literally popped out of their sockets 'cause I'm so beautiful.
Seth: That's one way to put it.
Vanessa: That's the best way to put it.
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Vanessa: Hey, can I ask you a favor?
Seth: Uh- sure.
Vanessa: Can you -um- pretend to be my boy friend. Desperate times, sorry.
Seth: I'd like to do more than just pretend.
Vanessa: Me too. Er...What's your name?
Seth: Seth, and you are?
Vanessa: Vanessa.
Dylan: *Walks up* There you are Vanessa! *Looks over at Seth* Hey, hands off my girlfriend!
Vanessa: I'm not your girlfriend, Dylan. That's a figment of your imagination.
Dylan: Who's that, then?
Vanessa: Seth, my, uh, boyfriend.
Dylan: Yeah, right. Last name?
Vanessa: I don't know! He knows it. He knows everything he needs to know about himself.
Dylan: *Stomps his foot*.
Seth:...........What the hell?
Dylan: *Glares* Come on Vanessa!
Seth: Let's just...Um...go.
Vanessa: Yeah.
Dylan: Vanessa, you're turning down the best thing that ever happened to you!
Vanessa: Dylan, if-if- you were the best thing that ever happened to me, I'd be miserably sad.
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Bindi: Cool, I like how it started out pretend.
Yvette: Yeah.
Dylan: At one 'o clock I get to take out my anger. So in ten minutes, I'm going to take my anger out.
*Ten minutes go by*.
Dylan: It's time! *Starts jumping up and down and screaming*.
Seth: Uh- how old is he again?
Nick: I don't know.
Dylan: RAAA RAAA RAAA!!!!
Sam: That's just weird Dylan.
Yvette: *Frowns*.
Dylan: *Runs around in crazy circles, kicking a pillow.*
Seth: What is he doing.....?
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
