*Blake walks up to the counter to get ice cream. The kid who works there is named Dean*
Blake: I want ice cream.
Dean: Okay...What kind do you want?
Blake: Strawberry.
Dean: *Gets ice cream*. Um...*Looks at Blake* That's one thousand dollars.
Blake: *Stares at Dean.*
Dean: two hundred dollars?
Blake: It says one dollar and fifty cents.
Dean: It means one hundred and fifty dollars.
Blake: Your ice cream is expensive! *He pays up*.
Dean: Yeah, I'll have to talk to the manager about that.
Blake: *Walks away*
Dean: *Puts one dollar and fifty cents in the cash register and keeps the rest.*
Dylan: Wow! Even I wouldn't be that dumb *Goes to get ice cream.*
Dean: fifty dollars.
Dylan: Your ice cream is expensive! *He gives Dean the money*.
Dean: *Smiles at Dylan who storms away*.
Vanessa: Uh, Dylan, obviously you are that dumb because that kid just ripped you off. Can't you read?
Dylan: *Fumes*.
Mimi: Hee-hee-hee!
Dylan: This is so stupid!
Nick: Dylan, you're so negative.
Dylan: I HATE when people call me negative! *Clenches fists*.
Nick: But you are! Try being positive!
Dylan: I AM!
Nick: Sure.
Fernando: You're a weird little boy, Dylan.
Dylan: I'm not little!
Nick: That's like saying Blake isn't weird.
Dylan: *Growls*.
Creep: What the heck?
Vanessa: You just stole my line. I can't deal with people who steal my lines. Actually, I do, but no one knows because no one lives to tell the tale.
Creep: What the heck?
Blake: *Grins insanely*.
Nick: Blake, you're a wacko.
Blake: *Roars*
Nick: You just confirmed it.
Blake:*Yodels*
Nick: Umm....
*Mimi's mom invites everyone over for dinner*
Blake: Can you please pass me the booter. *He means butter.*
Mimi's mom: *Hands Blake the butter*.
Fernando and Mimi: *Laugh behind their hands*
Fernando: *Drops his hand and laughs openly*.
Blake: What are you laughing at 'cause I wanna laugh, too.
Fernando: You.
Mimi: *Quickly says* My mash potatoes look like your face.
Blake: Lemme see.
Fernando: *Quickly draws a face in Mimi's mash potatoes*.
Blake: I guess I sorta see it. *He does the exact same grin Fernando drew in Mimi's mash potatoes.*
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
