The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!

Tomato Cars, Tricycles, a Bumpkin, and a Vampire (Sort of)

*Next day.*

Dylan: *Rides up on a tricycle*.

Nick: *Points and laughs!* HA HA HA!

*everyone sneers.*

Nick: Ah, Dylan, what are you riding?

Dylan: It was either this or a tomato car.

Yvette: You should have gone with a...a..a..tomato car?

Bindi: What is a tomato car?

Dylan: A tomato car is a tomato with an engine, wheels, and a place to drive and sit. *Dylan pedals his tricycle around them* *His knees thud against the handle bars.*

Nick: I never thought I'd say this, but for once, Dylan, you're too big for something!

Dylan: Hey! *Glares*

Seth: *Kicks Dylan and his tricycle over*.

Dylan: *Gets up*. Now you've done it, I actually liked that tricycle.....Wait, never mind I don't like anything. *Smiles smugly*.

Seth: *Sighs*.

Dylan: So, yeah, I don't care bear and I'm not afraid of porcupines neither!

Blake: *Runs up behind Dylan and looms over him and says the exact same thing then runs away*.

Dylan: Arrg!

Nick: LMBO!

Vanessa: Nick, it's LMAO.

Nick: I don't want to swear, even if it is in code.

Seth: Well, f--- you.

Nick: Hmmph!

*They watch Dylan pedal away down the street*.

Nick: He's pretty odd.

Vanessa: That reminds me....I need a new car.

*They go looking for cars the next day* *Seth and Vanessa see a sign that says The Car Dealership*

Vanessa: Um...let's just go there?

Car sales man: HELLOO!

Seth: Hi?

Over Excited Car Sales Man: We're going to have loads of fun looking for your car!

Vanessa: We're just gonna go.... *They start walking away*

Over Excited Car Sales man: *Comes up behind them and steers them back* Do you want a tomato car?

Vanessa: You're an idiot.

Over Excited Car Sales Man: EEEEEEEE-XUSE ME! Actually, I'm the Over Excited Car Sales Man. *Shows them his name tag*

Vanessa: We got that.

*Car sales man leads them to some cars. By tomato cars, he means red cars.* *Vanessa gets a black ford and they go home.*
Vanessa: Dylan, it's not a real tomato car, they're just red. You're so stupid.

Dylan: AHHH! *Rams his tricycle into Vanessa's car and pedals away*.

Vanessa: The paint's chipped!

*They go down to a place called Blake's Peachy Paint Jobs*.

Vanessa: *Jokes* It'd be funny if Blake actually owned it.

*They go inside and Vanessa asks them to paint her car black*

Man: Heh-heh-heh

 *Vanessa gets her car back a few days later*

Vanessa: *Stares at her car* Why is it PEACH?! I asked for black!