Dylan: ATTACK!!!!!!
Nick: What?!
Blake: He said attack, Icky Picky Nicky. I think he said it loud enough. *Grins.*
Alfred: *Pinches the bridge of his nose and lets out an exasperated sigh.*
Dylan: Attack!
Nick: You know, Dylan, for someone so short, you sure do have a lot of hate.
Dylan: I'm not short.
Bindi: Really?
Dylan: Yeah!
Vanessa: Short-stuff. *Throws a piece of popcorn at Dylan and it bounces off his nose.*
Dylan: *His eyes turn completely red.* Gobble.
Nick: Excuse me?
Dylan: *Tucks his hands underneath his armpits and flaps his arms like a chicken.* Gobble Gobble.
Blake: I think he's possessed by a turkey! Yep, I think he is.
Nick: Blake, that's absurd.
Dylan: Gobble. Yes, I'm the turkey Yvette's mom is going to cook. Gobble Gobble.
Yvette: Oh dear.
Vanessa: What the....
Dylan: I'm not Dylan anymore. I'm Ted the Turkey. Gobble.
Seth: *Raises an eyebrow.*
Alfred: If you're a turkey, why are you talking?
Dylan/Ted: 'Cause I can. I possessed a human. I don't know why I possessed this human; he rides a tricycle. Gobble gobble gobble.
Nick: *Laughs.* Poor Dylan, even a turkey thinks he's stupid.
Vanessa: Face it, Nick, even a wall would think Dylan is stupid.
Wall: I do.
Nick: *His eyes enlarge and he turns and stares at the wall the behind him.*
Dylan: I am not stupid! *His eyes stop being red.*
Vanessa: We're all entitled to being stupid, some just abuse that privilege more than others. *Eyes Dylan.*
Dylan: Yeah, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, okay, Dylan.
Wall: They're talking about you.
Bindi: Did that wall just talk?
Nick: Stranger things have happened.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
