Blake: La-de-da.
Dylan: Shut up.
Blake: I willn't. *Smiles like he's a genius.*
Dylan: *Rams his tricycle into Sam's leg.*
Sam: *Falls over.*
Bindi: OH MY GOD, DYLAN! Sam, are you okay?!
Sam: *Sits up and says in a weird, deep voice:* Never better, baby. Rrrreow!
Bindi: *Stares*
Sam: *Jumps on the tricycle with Dylan*.
Nick: Ha-ha, Sam. You're funny. You get hit by Dylan and start acting weird. Ha. But, seriously, stop, because it's kind of creepy.
Sam: It's not creepy, Nick.
Bindi: Um....Sam?
Sam: Yeah, baby?
Bindi: Nothing. *Blinks at Sam*.
Milo: Okay?
Bindi: Vanessa, can you knock some sense into him, please?!
Vanessa: I don't really want to touch him.....Seth?
Seth: *Kicks over Dylan's tricycle*
*Sam and Dylan fall over onto the floor*.
Milo: I'm going to read your minds. *Looks at Nick.* Yes, Nick, hugs are good.
Nick: You can read minds!
Milo: Yes, I just said I was going to do it. *Gives Nick the 'duh' look.*.....Blake, gluing people to doors isn't nice.
Blake: You just ruined my plan.
Milo: Sam, I'm sure Bindi doesn't want to be thought of that way.
Sam: Rrrreow.
Milo: And Sam, Bindi thinks you're creepy and wants to dump you.
Sam: No. *Grins*.
Bindi: Yes.
Sam: *Holds his hand to his for head and runs out crying* Oh woe as me!
Bindi: *Buries her face in her hands.*
Milo: Yes, Seth, Vanessa wants to be kissed, so kiss her.
Seth: *Kisses Vanessa.*
Vanessa: *Smiles cutely.*
Milo: And, Nick, just hug Yvette already!
Nick: *Hugs Yvette.*
Yvette: *Hugs Nick.*
Milo: Hmm, Alfred, that's cool, really cool.
Alfred: *Eyes enlarge and he tries to look innocent.* What?
Milo: Don't hide it from me; you can't.
Alfred: Don't say anything, please!
Milo: *Looks thoughtful.* Should I?
Alfred: No.
Milo: I'm going to. Bindi, Alfred likes you. *And he disappears.*
Alfred: *Buries his face in a pillow.*
Bindi: *Sighs.* I just broke up with Sam, like, five seconds ago.
Alfred: Ugh!
Blake and Courtney: *They run in wearing snowmen costumes.*
Blake: We are snow people!
Courtney: Yee hee hee!
Vanessa: More like idiot people.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
