You're still reading? Thanks.... And by the way, Milo is six. And he has a side kick named Olivia who is 7 and helps him rule the world. So, basically, the world is ruled by a six and seven year old. This should be fun!
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Blake: * Suddenly turns to Courtney* I remember you....
Courtney: You, like, do?!
Blake: Yeah, it's been a long time *Grins madly at her*
Courtney *Smile fades* I just, like, met you, like, yesterday, like.
Blake: *Pauses for a long time*. Oh.
Nick: Ha ha. Oh, and by the way, Blake, What's that on your head?
Blake: *Looks right then left* Nothing.
Nick: *Pokes it with a fire prong, it falls off*......Oh!Oh! It's one of those things balding old guys wear to cover their bald spots!
Blake: *Looks at Nick* HOW DARE YOU! *Glares evilly at Nick*
Nick: *Laughs* Really, dude, those faces.
Blake: I'm not joking around!
Nick: Then stop making silly faces and get serious.
Blake: What do you mean? I am serious! *Makes more silly faces*
Nick: *Laughs a million times harder*
Blake: *Points at his face* This is my serious face. See here!
Seth: *Sneers*.
Vanessa: That makes you look ridiculous.
Blake: REVENGE!!!
Yvette: Blake, Blake, calm down! We're sorry!
Blake: *Picks up the scissors* You're about to get a hair cut. *Grins*.
Nick: This is stupid.
Blake: You're stupid.
Nick: You're face is stupid.
Blake: *Lunges at Nick*.
Nick: Eek! *Hides behind Yvette* And, Blake, didn't anyone ever tell you not to run with scissors?
Courtney: Like, stop being mean to Blake. Like, not cool!!!
Blake: Come on, Courtney. Let's go get some revenge. *And they storm out*.
Bindi: I wonder what kind of revenge they'll have this time?
Sam: I don't know.
Yvette: *Sighs*.
*Blake and Courtney run back in with a gun, it's fake*
Yvette: Oh.My.God.
Vanessa: *Rolls her eyes* *She throws a piece of popcorn at Blake.*
Blake: *Falls down* Ow,ow, ow,ow! Why would you do that Vanessa?
Nick: Sad, sad. Defeated by popcorn. Not even a whole bowl of them. Just one, itty, bitty, teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy, piece of popcorn. Sad.
Blake: *Pulls a sling shot out of his pocket and rock* Yaw Haw haw!
Nick: Oh my! *He says sarcastically*
Blake: Yeah, that's right, Nick.
Nick: Actually, I was kidding.
Blake: *Roars* I'm gonna hit you. *Pulls the sling shot back and the rock pathetically hits Nick*.
Nick: Wow.
Blake: That's right, ow.
Nick: No, wow, Blake. I'm impressed you hit me.
Courtney: Oh! Ooh! Let me, like try. So I can, like, get them, like.
Blake: Alright *He gives the sling shot to Courtney.*
Courtney: *Starts shooting at random, breaking things and knocking stuff over* Grr, like, work!
Yvette: *Gasps* STOP,COURTNEY, STOP!!
Courtney: *Grins* *A rock hits the window* Ha ha!
Blake: Yaw haw haw!
Bindi: Oh my god!!
Vanessa: Wow.
Nick: *Eyes get big at the broken window and items*.
Yvette: *Yells* GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW!
Nick: Colorful words.
Seth: Someone had to tell them.
*Courtney and Blake run out in fear*.
Yvette: Ugh! What am I going to tell my mom?
Nick: Just tell her that Blake and Courtney were in here with a sling shot.
Yvette: I don't think she'll believe that.
Nick: Why wouldn't she?
*Yvette's mom walks in a few minutes later*.
Mom: *Looks around*. What happened in here?
Yvette: Um....Mom, Blake and Courtney were in here and they tried to get revenge or something and they started breaking stuff.
Mom: Oh. Who's Blake? I'l go call Courtney's parents and let them know.
Yvette: Blake's uh....No one Mom.
Mom: Okay...*walks out*.
Dylan: *walks in*
Yvette: *Doesn't even bother to mention the door bell*.
Dylan: What's up dudes and dudettes? *Nods at Bindi, Yvette, and Vanessa*
Vanessa: What the hell?
Dylan: What?
Seth: *Blinks*.
Dylan: Whats your problem, Seth?
Seth: *Blinks again*.
Dylan: *Looks all grumpy*
Nick: Mad munchkin.
Dylan: Shut up.
Seth: *Blinks*
Dylan: WHAT?!
Nick: I don't know, nothing.
Dylan: Yeah, that's right, nothing.
Nick: What's right?
Dylan: Nothing, you over grown toddler.
Nick: Only Yvette can call me that.
Dylan: Guess not, Cause I just did.
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Remember, Dylan's character is still kind of developing at this point. He isn't really Dylan right now.
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The Chronicles of What the Heck, This is Stupid!
HumorThis is a collection of stupid stories written by me and the author 1equilibrium. This is just the weird adventures of Blake and his side kick Courtney. It has no plot line so in this book you can expect the unexpected. Only read this story if you r...
