after school
austin: hello miss lady x
alan: I'm not a lady ?
austin: annnd ?
austin: omg ashby isnt in your user anymore olan what's happening? ;o
alan: don't call me a lady :(
alan: omg ur using ";o" austin what's happening
austin: everything's happening, all good, all happy! :D
alan: have a good day?
austin: no, not at all actually
austin: (that wasn't sarcastic)
alan: why u being all happy then ?
alan: & what happen ???
austin: because I'm talking to you and that makes me happy
austin: bc ily princess
austin: I got a detention and my dad yelled at me lol
alan: I'm glad your happy, being sad isn't fun :)
alan: what a bitch
austin: ikr
austin: can I come live with u
alan: tf no
austin: aw why not babe :(
austin: oh fuck I didn't mean to say babe!
austin: oh gosh I swore I didn't mean that either
alan: the real question is why would u live with me
austin: bc I enjoy talking to u and I love my ally-poo <33 x
alan: what the actual fuck did you just call me
austin: alan ashby
alan: I s2g austin
austin: anyway I'm going to move into your house
alan: no you're not
alan: get out of my kitchen
austin: can I meet u olan
alan: y do u want to meet me
alan: I don't even know what u lok like
austin: because you're cool and I'd enjoy meeting the hottest man known to earth
austin: would u like a picture of me
alan: I'm not attractive
alan: if u don't mind sending me one lol
austin: you're so hot >:(
austin: here is me
-picture on the side
alan: you're pretty attractive austin omg
austin: please don't lie to me
alan: I'm not
alan: you're way hotter than me
austin: no
austin: lie lie liar
alan: >:(
alan: you're hot accept it, embrace it
austin: no I am not, you're hot, accept it, embrace it
alan: don't copy my quote
austin: that wasnt a quote
alan: it is now
alan: 'you're hot, accept it, embrace it' - Alan Anthony Ashby, 2k15
austin: you're an odd little bean
austin: I like your middle name! Anthony sounds hot lol x
alan: thanks but nah
alan: what's yours
alan: wait what's your last name
alan: im bad at being a friend lol
austin: you juST SAID WERE FRIENDS OMG YAY
austin: *screenshots*
alan: if we weren't friends I would've blocked u yesterday
austin: my names austin robert carlile
alan: that sounds familiar
alan: you're name sounds like its from an 80's rock band lol
austin: thanks love x
alan: :-)
alan: I gtg my mums home and is making me do chores
austin: my one and only, don't go :(
alan: bye austin, might talk later
austin: you'll be screaming my name later ;)
alan: i m s t r a i g h t
austin: f u c k m e
alan: austin robert carlile, shut the the fuck up, goodbye
austin: YOU LOVE ME BYE PRINCESS xxx <3
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CASHBY ; KIK
Fanfictioncashby texting discontinued (thank u for the love on this book sorry i never finished it) !!wrote this when i was 12 isnt the best but enjoy🥵!!
