It's a Funny Story

Pick Up Lines

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

<li>Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?</li> 

<li>I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.</li> 

<li>I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.</li> 

<li>Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems</li> 

<li>Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.</li> 

<li>If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.</li> 

<li>If you were a booger I'd pick you first.</li> 

<li>"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"</li> 

<li>Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.</li> 

<li>Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.</li> 

<li>Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.</li> 

<li>Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .</li> 

<li>Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.</li> 

<li>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.</li> 

<li>If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away</li> 

<li>Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.</li> 

<li>Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.</li> 

<li>I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!</li> 

<li>I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.</li> 

<li>Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.</li> 

<li>You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.</li> 

<li>If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.</li> 

<li>Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?</li> 

<li>I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.</li> 

<li>I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.</li> 

<li>I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.</li> 

<li>Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?</li> 

<li>Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.</li> 

<li>Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.</li>