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baddies of the BAU😻

victoria: NOW WERE GOING 100 UR HANDS AREN'T ON THE WHEEL CAUSE YOU'RE JUST STARING AT ME LIKE YOU'RE NOT CONVINCED I AM REAL AND NOW WERE AT 180 AND I CAN FINALLY SEE BUT THEN ITS OVER IN A SECOND CRASHED THE CAR INTO A TREE

thong wearer: okay...

elle: RECKLESS DRIVING 🙏🙏🙏🙏

elle: FUCKING LOve THAT SOMG

victoria: yup suck on my balls derek

victoria: i'm stealing ur gf

thong wearer: get ur own or ima do something bad. 🐺🐺🐺

victoria: i have my own i js want urs too🥸🥸

thong wearer: u better stop u don't wanna see me angry😤😤

victoria: bite me.

thong wearer: i'm transforming 👿🐺🔥🥶

milf eater: ur not the alpha stop.

thong wearer: actually i am the alpha🤡

milf eater: ur not though

milf eater: it's me🥶

victoria: no actually it's me guys..💁‍♀️

milf: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON.

elle: gulp..

victoria: u can gulp me

elle: ur getting put in the cage victoria.

victoria: NO NOT AGAIN

milf: AGAIN?

elle: long story

thong wearer: PUT HER IN THE CAGE RN.

elle: IM GONNA PUT U IN THE CAGE TOO DEREK

thong wearer: okay i will stop😞

3 hours later

victoria: do u guys know how to put down a furry

elle: idk maybe try rabies

victoria: okay ima try that next time i see one.

thong wearer: i have smth to confess guys...

thong wearer: i am a furry 🐈

thong wearer: meow meow meow

elle: oh...!

thong wearer: purr purr purr

victoria: derek that's not...

thong wearer: HISS HISS HISS

thong wearer: kitty cat is mad

milf eater: me too derek...🐩

milf eater: woof woof

victoria: EM NO

milf eater: bark bark

elle: EMILY!

milf eater: woof bark woof

victoria: BAD DOGGY BAD

milf eater: grrrrrrrrr

milf: GUYS PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS PLEASE.

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