baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: i met this guy in the summer and left him in the spring
dilf: Okay?
thong wearer: did i ask?
victoria: he argued with me about EVERYTHING.
victoria: he had an ego and a temper and a wondering eye
thong wearer: stfu
victoria: he told me he was six foot two and i was like dude nice try. but he was so much fun and he had such weird friends
victoria: he would take us out to parties and the night would never end, another song another club another bar another dance
victoria: and when he'd say smth wrong he'd fly me to france🤷♀️
italian stallion: Is this true?
elle: no rossi it's a song
milf eater: GET HIM BACK!
victoria: rossi wya you aren't in ur office
italian stallion: I uh am getting lunch.
milf; more like eating strauss out
milf eater: disgusting
thong wearer: vicky where r u😭
victoria: getting donuts 😝
thong wearer: it's 1:30?
victoria: and i want donuts so i'm at dunkin'
garcia: GET ME SOME!!!
victoria: i will babes!!
victoria: i hate there coffee but i don't want to go anywhere else 😖
elle: there coffee taste like creek water
victoria: omm so i'm not getting any😻
milf: t-minus 10 days until t-swizzle
victoria: i'm pissing omg i'm so excited
garcia: are we gonna get ready together?
elle: UHM YES.
victoria: bopping to wildest dreams in the drive thru rn
victoria: the most realest lyric ever "i said no one has to know what we do 'his hands r in my hair his clothes r in my room'"
milf; is his voice a familiar sound tho🤨
victoria; oh yeah
milf eater: is he so tall🤨
elle: is he handsome as hell🤨
victoria: extra yeah on the tall part😖
garcia: so he's not handsome
victoria: ofc he is he's a cutsy bookie pookie dookie
thong wearer; smth is actually wrong with u
victoria: smth is wrong w u
victoria: thong wearer🙄
