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baddies of the BAU😻

derek: they are out of my coffee at my coffee shop

victoria: womp womp

elle: SKILL ISSUE🥳🥳

italian stallion: Who wants to come over for pasta and wine?

milf: DID I HEAR WINE🗣️

victoria: WINE🙈🙈🙈

italian stallion: Victoria i invited your mom.

victoria: no wine for me😕

victoria: my mom thinks i'm a soon to be alcoholic

thong wearer: you are an alcoholic

victoria: i am not🙄

milf eater: ITS OKAY IM AN ALCOHOLIC TOO 😝😝😝😝

dilf: Emily..

milf eater: JUST KIDDING!!!!!!

thong wearer: victoria ur moms hot idk who u got ur genes from but 🤷‍♀️

victoria: i look almost identical to my mother..

victoria: ur disgusting

thong wearer; rossi probably thinks your mom is hot?

victoria: and i find everyone who thinks my mom is hot disgusting

elle: i'm a lil late but WINE!

elle: vicky is ur brother gonna be there🤭

victoria: no☹️

milf: is everyone js dating vicky's family atp

milf eater: no i'm dating u😤😤

5 hours later

victoria: guys me and spencer r here where tf r u guys at

dilf: On my way!

milf: sorry henry would not put on his clothes

milf eater: DAWG WAS RUNNING AROUND NAKED.

victoria: my mommy's alr here yay🤪

thong wearer: OMW THEN

victoria: derek your uninvited

elle: wait don't walk in w/o me

pest: We are still sitting in the car.

elle: i'm literally like three minutes away

victoria: bet😼

thong wearer; how do u know ur moms alr there

victoria: her car dumbass🙄

milf: we just left don't eat without us

victoria: we won't baes

milf eater: henry is the coolest kid ever i am showing him a really good song and he found sunglasses and he's jamming.

victoria: he rly is the coolest

thong wearer: i'm getting him a leather jacket w henry on the back don't play

victoria: YES OMG

milf eater: he would love that omg

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