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baddies of the BAU😻
(this is like the cat adams ep but she goes away for good the first time)

victoria: IM NEVER LETTING DEREK DRIVE AGAIN

thong wearer: IT WAS ONE CURB

victoria: AND YOU AOMOST HIT A KID

italian stallion: Yeah someone take his drivers license away.

thong wearer:☹️☹️☹️

victoria; if i die spencer gets first pick of anything he wants then it's a free for all

lover boy; Your not gonna die. Derek don't let her die.

milf: honestly think it's safer to have vicky drive atp

elle: THERE GONNA DIE BEFORE THEY EVEN GET TO TBE RESTAURANT

elle: atp walk

milf eater: OMM

milf eater; we gonna be in the middle of it and someone is gonna call one of us and be like "uh so victoria and derek got into a car wreck and died"

victoria: goodbye guys it was nice knowing you

victoria: maybe i'll see y'all in my other life

milf: WHAT

lover boy: Your not seeing us in your other life your seeing us at the restaurant.

elle: ONG

elle: DONT KILL MY BABY DEREK MORGAN

garcia: NOBODY DIE

20 minutes later

lover boy: Victoria? Are you okay?

victoria: oh yeah i'm okay i was napping in the car

victoria; can someone please bring me some advil 🙏

lover boy: i have some i can ask hotch to give it to you

victoria: OLEASE OMG ILYSM

dilf: Make sure everyone is at the restaurant in 5.

thong wearer: we're alr seated hoes

victoria: i've alr ordered an appetizer and everything

elle: oh shit hotch i'm gonna go get a table

milf eater: WHY DID YOU PUT US AT THE BAR🙄

1 hour later

victoria: i hope she knows i can run in these heels

victoria: getting a little to touchy

victoria: sad jj and emily got taken away

victoria: and rossi

milf eater: i'm chilling in the back

milf: fr

italian stallion; We are sitting back until needed

victoria; idk guys lowkey i'd be friends w her if she wasn't a hit women

dilf: What..

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