baddies of the BAU😻
victoria: uno is the worst game to play with competitive people
italian stallion; Why?
victoria: my uncle slammed his gun on the table and then i pulled mine out and threatened him to put it up
milf eater: HELP ME WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUN😭
victoria: I HAVE NO CLUE BRO💀💀
victoria: i'm glad my mommy moved 40 minutes from my apartment
victoria; no fucking clue why my uncles here but 🤷♀️
2 hours later
victoria: GUYS OMG💀
elle: WHAT?
victoria: MY EX JS SHOWED UP HERE AND I WAS CONNECTED TO A SPEAKER MY MOM HAS AND IT WAS PLAYING WANEGBT AND MY MOM DIDNT KNOW WE BROKE UP..
milf eater: WHY DOESNT SHE KNOW DUMBASS?
victoria: IDK IG I FORGOT TO TELL HER😭😭😭😭
victoria; but i went to the bathroom so i didn't have to be around him😝
thong wearer; make reid call u ur basically dating
victoria: no we are not
pest: I wouldn't ever date her.
pest; No offense
victoria: that hurt
victoria; anyways i have to come out of the bathroom bc my mom is yelling at me
italian stallion: "esci dal bagno Victoria Valentina Jones!" i can hear it
victoria: rossi you should honestly date my mom
rossi: No.
victoria; then you'll be my step dad come on it will be fun🙏
rossi: I'm not dating your mom.
victoria; i'm bringing her to the next pasta night we have
milf eater: why do u want rossi to date ur mom?
victoria: bc dawg is basically my dad
victoria: and he alr knows her🤷♀️🤷♀️
elle: why does he know her🤨
victoria; i was out w her one day and he was at the place we were at
victoria: he spent the rest of the day w us...
thong wearer: and ur not sure they aren't dating now🙈
thong wearer: i'll date ur mom if rossi won't i mean 😫
victoria: derek morgan do not touch my mother.
