𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑; (𝗵𝗽 𝘅 𝘀𝗽𝗻) 𝘄𝘁𝘀

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"FIRST OF ALL MOM STOP!" Alexandra exclaims, her face is all red.

"Awww Alexandra is so cute when she gets all flustered."

"What's the second point?"

Rowena smirks. "What can I say? Your dad is one sexy piece of ass."

"Yeah, he really is."

"Gabriel is so sexy."

"He's like a grownup cupid with those golden curly locks."

"His ass is my Roman Empire."

Dean nods. "Yeah, he really is. Hey Gabe? Who gave you the right to have such a big bakery?"

"DEAN MY CULTURED MAN!"

"Dean's asking all the right questions."

Gabriel laughs. "Thanks, Deano. It's all god-given." He says, wiggling his eyebrows.
Alexandra scoffs. "Yeah real funny."

"God given- BAHAHHAHA" Blaise laughed. "He's so funny." He said while wiping a stray tear from his eye.

She then stares at Dean. "I'm going to divorce you if you keep staring at my dad's ass like that."

"DIVORCE BABE DIVORCE."

"DO IT ALEXANDRA. I CAN TAKE HIM."

"SELL YOUR HUSBAND TO ME QUEEN!"

Alexandra snickered as she heard the horny teenagers. "HES MINE!"

Dean snorts. "If you divorce me, I'll get in a throuple with Gabe and Row. You'll have to call me stepdaddy."

Gabriel winks at Dean. "You know the offer still stands."

Alexandra huffs. "You suck Dad."

Gabriel smirks. "Yes, I do. And I'm quite good at it. It's something Deano would love hm?"

"WAIT WHY WAS THAT SMIRK SO SEXY?"

"I sure would Gabe," Dean says with a grin.

"GODDAMN."

"HES SEXY AND FUNNY?"

Alexandra lets out a frustrated scream. "You're so annoying."

"Damn." "You're so funny, Dean."

James scoffed. "Never joke about divorce with my baby sister." Dean raised his hands in surrender.

Alexandra turned to look at Dean. "So what's the verdict?"

Dean chuckled. "Why would I leave you? Fuck no."

Alexandra's face broke into a smile. "I love you too." She said and kissed him on the lips.

Sirius wheezes. "You got a good one, Lex." Alexandra shakes her head, a smile on her face. "You're ridiculous, De."

Dean smirked. "I'm going to say something funny."

Alexandra laughed. "You're going to say you put dick in ridiculous."

Dean gasped. "How did you know?" Sam who was previously silent snorted. "That was obvious."

Dean grumbled. Sam and Alexandra began to mimic Dean. "You're obvious. Your mom is obvious."

Dean glared at them. "What the fuck?" Sam chuckled. "See? We know you, Dean."

Dean chuckles. "Well yes. I do put dick in ridiculous." James laughs.

"That was so obvious and it's true!"