The Hidden Tank Destroyer (Girls und Panzer x Male reader)

OVA: This is the Real Anzio Battle!

Carpaccio: "Attention!"

Anchovy: "They are saying this: 'They have only confidence and enthusiasm. They're dangerous if they get a head of steam.'"

"Ooh! They're saying that we're strong!"

"How flattering!"

"But what do you mean by only?"

Anchovy: "Basically, all they're saying is 'They have nothing other than confidence and enthusiasm. They'll fall apart easily!'"

"You kidding me?!"

"Don't screw with us!"

"You think we're gonna take that lying down?"

"I'm gonna ram my tank up their-"

Carpaccio: "Everybody, calm down. They're not actually saying that."

Pepperoni: "This is merely Duce's analysis of the situation!"

Anchovy: "This is what I imagine."

"Don't get me excited like that!"

"Oh, okay."

Anchovy: "Listen up, everyone. Don't be led astray by every baseless rumor. Don't forget we managed to defeat Maginot Academy!"

"Oh yeah!"

Carpaccio: "Although it wasn't easy..."

Pepperoni: "A win is a win!"

Anchovy: "There is nothing wrong with confidence and enthusiasm. We're going to carry them with us into the second round! Next up is that Nishizumi-style led Ooarai Girls!"

"Nishizumi-style? Aren't we screwed?"

"We're screwed."

Anchovy: "Never fear! What do you think we saved all that money by cutting our snack budget in half for?"

"I forget."

Anchovy: "I told you guys before! It was to buy our secret weapon!"

She started stomping her feet on the ground.

The crowd erupted in 'oos' and 'aahs'.

Anchovy: *fake cough* "The secret weapon and your confidence and enthusiasm. All we need is a sharp mind and we'll finally get our long-desired third round berth!"

Pepperoni and Carpaccio got ready to reveal the secret weapon.

Anchovy: "Look and be amazed!" 

They all turned around.

Anchovy: "This is Anzio High School's ultimate trump card-"

The school bell rung.

"Yay, lunch!"

"Pasta! Pasta!"

Anchovy: "Wait! Everyone! Are you serious!?"

"All the good stuff sells out nowadays!"

Anchovy sighs and stops acting all tough.

Anchovy: "Well, being filled with girls who know what they want is also one of Anzio's good points..."

...

Anzu: "Kawashima! Where is the next round?"

Momo: "The match against Anzio will take place on a mountainous stage."

Saori: "Question! What kind of school is Anzio?"

Anzu: "Uh, I remember the founder was Italian or something."