The Hidden Tank Destroyer (Girls und Panzer x Male reader)

Der Film 4: How is That Thing Allowed!?

Pepperoni: "It's a Karl!"

Anchovy: "Karl Wolff?"

Pepperoni: "No!"

Anchovy: "Then Karl what?"

Pepperoni: "Karl, the self-propelled siege mortar! That thing has a 600 mm cannon!"

Anchovy: "600!? Our CV-33 has an 8 mm, so how many times is that?"

Pepperoni: "Can't you do division? It's 7.5 times!"

Carpaccio: "It's 75."

They watched the thing fire, causing a massive explosion where the shell landed.

...

Kodama: "The sudden approval of this weapon... was made for this match, wasn't it?"

Tsuji: "Please don't try and make excuses."

Kodama: "Is it really okay to include an open-top weapon as a tank?"

Tsuji: "It's just a matter of perspective."

...

Momo: "Three Pershings are surrounding the Karl! President! Pull back!"

Anzu: "Let's attack it with our four tanks!"

Yuzu: "That's too reckless!"

Anchovy: "It's as reckless as eating raw pasta!"

Pepperoni: "We can only retreat!"

Noriko: "Wait! I have an idea!"

Anzu: "Are we getting on top of it again?"

Taoko: "No, we can't get on top of the Karl, but..."

...

Rosehip: "Why, you little!"

The Karl's shell exploded in front of her tank, causing her tank to jump a little.

Darjeeling: "Rosehip, come back."

...

Anzu: "That sounds pretty good!"

Momo: "Are you sure...?"

Noriko: "Hey Jatkosota? Can you hear me? We need your help for this plan!"

Mika: "I think this plan is pointless."

Aki: "Then, you're going to ignore their orders?"

Mika: "But I trust their decision."

Then, one of the most famous scenes in the entire franchise starts.

Mikko opened her little window, and started the engine.

Mika: "Let's go."

The drove forward, speeding out of the bushes and making a jump to get to the three Pershings. It drifted around one and shot it, leaving only two Pershings left.

???: "Platoon, give chase!"

Two Pershings followed the BT-42.

Aki: "Is this one of the essential battles of life that we must go through?"

Mika: "Probably."

Then, we see the Type 89 with the CV-33 on its back.

The Type 89 and the Hetzer start crossing the bridge when the Karl turns to them.

Anchovy: "It's looking straight at us!"

It fires, missing, but practically destroying a part of the bridge.

The BT-42, now below the bridge, goes through the part where debris is falling. A Pershing gets stuck, getting its barrel crushed by a falling rock.

Aki: "One tank left!"