Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Universes Collide!

Chapter 5 - Shipping, On another level!

(Serena grabs Troy and March)
Serena: Okay, this is definitely not good. They are pale, cold and unconscious! And they have probably been lying here for like 3 hours!
Switchy: Well, we need to hurry! Lets get to the Infimary, right away!
Everyone Else: Right. (They start to run)
(They hear rumbling)
Switchy: Oh god. LETS HU-
(Snowballs start rolling down the mountain, with Serena in the path of one)
Switchy: Serena! (Runs over to her, grabs her and moves her away from the snowballs)
Switchy: You okay?
Serena: Yeah thanks.
Rosa: This place is definitely a death zone. We need to hurry!

12:30, Nakanga Town Infimary...

Woo: Okay. So your saying that they went on the mountain by themselves and fainted on each ohter?
The Gang: Yes.
Woo: Damm. Hopefully they recover...
Switchy: March might recover quicker than Troy, as Troy looks kinda beat-up.
Woo: ...

4 days later...

(They both wake up and sees themselves on each ohter)
PreservationShipping: 0///0
The Rest: Finally! You guys were unconscious for like 4 days!
PreservationShipping: Wait what!?
The Rest: Yeah. You guys were unconscious on Mount. Freezington.
PreservationShipping: Thanks for helping us out...
Woo: Well, well, well. I guess PreservationShipping is canon, right?
PreservationShipping: N-No its not!
Woo: At least not yet...  (smirks)
PreservationShipping: 0//0
Switchy: Well. Just admit it. It's canon, isnt it?
PreservationShipping: No! Its not!
Woo: BUT HEY, THATS JUST A THEORY..
A SHIP THEORY
(A/N MatPat will never be forgotten)

Troy: Ill ignore that. Any assignments from Guildmaster Luxray?
The rest: Yeah we had some.. But we finished them all! 
Troy: *sighs in relief* Oh thank Arcues... Anyways, any new ones?
The rest: Nope. I guess we just have to chill around in our apartment..

1:00 PM, Nakanga Apartments

Troy: I still hate the fact Woo gave us a room with 4 beds...
Switchy: Gonna be honest, yeah. Especially considering I have to share one with two other pepole.
Troy: Dammm. Must be tough.
(Woo bangs down the door)
Woo: HEY GUYS!
TEOU: AAAAAAAAAA (Startled)
Woo: I have a new addition to your team! He would be joining you on some  adventures, but not all as he is basically a side character.
(TEOU sweatdrops)
Woo: Introducing... T-Boi! (theboi986) He is a Wooper!
T-Boi: Woopah!
TEOU: Huh?
T-Boi: Sorry, just trying to troll yall.
TEOU: Bruh.
Woo: Also, take this! (Slams one more bed into the apartment)
T-Boi: Oh thank Arcues. I dont want to sleep with either Kru or Rosa. Like who sleeps with other pepole?
The Gang: (Nervously sweating and shaking)
T-Boi: Alright, just so you guys know, im just like Woo! I like to break a specific wall, and I like matchmaking pepole. So, I hope PreservationShipping and AmourPerformanceShipping become canon.
PreservationShipping and AmourPerformanceShipping: 0//0
Troy: Well, I have no idea what to do. Maybe help save the world from destruction?
*Foreshadowing Intensifies *
Woo: Or maybe... (Smirks) Something else? Like adm-
TEOU: FOR THE LOVE OF ARCUES PLEASE STOP!!
Woo: Nope. Not until PreservationShipping and AmourPerformanceShipping become canon.

And Woo and T-Boi didn't stop and continued to embarrass the TEOU...

To be Continued...