THE CLOSENESS

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{PLEASE IGNORE THE SPELLING AND THE GRAMMAR MISTAKES}

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"Badmash! Mere ghar mein ghus aate ho? Main tumhe chhodungi nahi. Maar maar ke kachumbar bana dungi" Santu is agrily beating a man with a stick. The man runs from the garden to the hall of Singh Mansion. But Santu doesn't stop beating him. 

"Arey... Arey... Madam ji, hum badmash nahi hain... Aap suniye toh sahi" the man pleads in front of her requesting her to stop beating him.

Santu again beats him and scolds, "Jhuthe, itne bade ho gaye ho aur jhuth bolte hue sharam nahi aati... Tumhari toh chatni bana dungi main."

Hearing these noises, everyone comes to the hall and sees them. They are all surprised. 

"Cheete" Haseena shouts his name.

Cheetah looks at her, quickly hides behind her, and says, "Haseena di, yeh wonder women kaun hain? Kitna maarti hain!"

Santu goes near to Haseena and says, "Cutie pie, aap hato wanha se. Yeh aapko chot pahunchayega. Main isko abhi thik karti hoon" She again tries to hit him.

Haseena quickly says while stopping her, "Santu, Santu, shant ho jaayiye. Yeh koi badmash nahi hain. Aap please shant rahiye."

Santu stops and calmly looks at Haseena. Haseena carefully takes the stick from her hand and asks her, "Santu, kya hua? Kyun maar rahi thi aap inhe?"

Santu cutely replies, "Cutie Pie, aapko pata hain, yeh badmash hain. Bahar humare flowers pot chura raha tha."

Haseena looks at Cheetah giving an expression like what's she saying.

Cheetah answers, "Arey di, hume aise mat dekhiye. Hum koi gamla nahi chura rahe the. Arey hum kya gamla chor lagte hain aapko?"

"HAAANNNN" Santu says sternly.

Cheetah rolls his eyes and replies, "Arey baba, hum aapka gamla nahi chura rahe the. Humare ghar mein bhi hazar gamle hain."

"Itna hone ke baad bhi chura rahe the. Sharam nahi aati? Pata nahi tumhe, sab kehte hain ki lalach buri bala hoti hain, LALCHI INSAAN" Everyone tries to control their laugh at Santu's this statement. 

Cheetah sighs and says, "Hey Mata..."

"Bolo Pitashri" Santu again speaks in a stern tone making everyone chuckles apart from Anubhav.

Cheetah again rolls his eyes, "Hum yanha Haseena di aur Ammi se milne aaye the. Hum thoda jaldi jaldi aa rahe the aur phone par kuch dekh rahe the toh humse anjaane mein bahar jo gamle hain usko pair lag gaya aur do galme niche gir gaye. Hum bas woh hi sahi se rakh rahe the ki itne mein yeh devi ji aayi aur hume pitne lag gayi."

Haseena controls her laugh and softly says to Santu, "Santu, aap galat samajh rahi hain. Yeh koi badmash ya chor nahi hain. Jaise aap aur aapke Bunny hain naa waise hi hum dono hain. Yeh, humare chhote brother jaise hain."

Santu looks at him and then at her, "Sachchi?"

"Haan baba. Hum aapse jhuth kyun bolenge? Sachchi!" Haseena sweetly tells Santu.

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