"Late Thanksgiving." -Dec.13, 2023

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by DVRKCACA0

by DVRKCACA0

Posting now so I don't have to tomorrow!! (Not like I can anyways)

"CAPTAAAIIIINNN"
That was Kwazii screaming for barnacles as he ran down into the HQ, stopping right infront of the polar bear.

"Yes, Kwazii?" Barnacles replied, taking a sip of coffee.
..

"We never had thanksgiving."- Kwazii
"Oh! I suppose you're right."- Barnacles
"For once." - Tweak

"Well I suppose we can have a late thanksgiving di- where the fuck did all these decorations come from?!" Barnacles asked, looking both concerned and confused as the octopod was now covered in Halloween decorations or whatever was left of the thanksgiving decorations from last year.

"Magic." the vegimals smiled, waddling their way back down the octo - chute and into the kitchen.

About 4 hours later of the vegimals setting up the food, chasing around a crazy rabbit and cat because they're already eating the food that was placed on the table, codish getting stuck on the GUP-X and nearly crashing into the seamount professor inkling grew up on, and gathering all the octo-agents and Junior octo agents.

"Captain I have a question." - Kwazii
"what is it now Kwazii?" - barnacles
"What's our religion?" - Kwazii

...

"How about you stop thinking for a bit."

They all said grace (I think that's what it's called) and began to eat their food.

"Cmon tweak you need to start dating someone, cmon bro I bet you don't even have a type." - Kwazii
"What's your type? 2??"- tweak

"OH SHIT." - paani

"Alright Kwazii, what are you thankful for?" - inkling
"I'm thankful for LIFE." - Kwazii
"Yeah and I'm real thankful I don't live here." - Ryla
"Ryla that is a wonderful shade of lipstick...

It'll go great with your casket." - Kwazii
"WHAT." - Ryla

"Oh! Paani! Didn't you say you were done with carbs?" - natquik
"Didn't your ex-wife say she was gonna stop cheating on you?" - paani.

"THAT IS ENOUGH." - barnacles

Earlier that day...

"Really Tweak you're gonna be rude and NOT greet our guest?" - inkling
"I always waved hi to the roaches that crawled out of your books." - Tweak
"EXCUSE ME?!" - inkling

Anyways that's all for today bc my friend is forcing me to play roblox with her rn, bueeeee!1!1'q