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Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the . A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. walks into the .]

Blitzo: Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!

[Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.]

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

[She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.]

Moxxie: Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?

Blitzo: Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street.

Moxxie: Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to in the !

[Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.]

Millie: *gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!

Moxxie: Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while.

Millie: Moxxie!

[She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out. Blitzo rolls his eyes.]

Blitzo: *groans* Ugh, can you two not?

Moxxie: I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?

Blitzo: No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy.

Moxxie: Uh, no. The reservation is for us.

Blitzo: Uh huh!

Moxxie: Just us.

Blitzo: Mhm!

Moxxie: Without you there. Explicitly without you there.

Blitzo: I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!

[He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.]

Millie: Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off.

Moxxie: is Dagon still on the phone

Loona: yep that Owen guy just called him there were 6 kids left on the island . Dagon has been talking with Stolis on seeing if he can help them

[Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound. They walk offscreen. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.]

Intercom: departing for Lust [in seductive tone] in 5 minutes.

[Moxxie fixes his bowtie, Millie walks on screen. They both walk off together and Blitzo peers from on the other side of a pillar. Millie and Moxxie sit down in a waiting area as Blitzo spies on them behind a newspaper and calls Loona.]

Loona: (voicemail) Yeah, it's Loona. Whoever you are, go for it.

Blitzo: Hey, Loonie. Just wanted to let you know I'm not gonna be back home until real late. I got something important tonight.

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