Dare #40: Sweet swap

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Admin: Hey again!

Chrom: Afternoon, everyone!

Admin: Huh.

Chrom: What?

Admin: Do you ever feel like we're running out of good greetings?

Chrom: Never thought about it before, but... Huh.

Admin: Anyway, today's dare comes in from @FlamingArceus!

-I dare Stahl and Nowi to switch bodies for 5 dares. They cannot tell anyone until after they've switched back, plus they have to act like each other!

Admin: *smiles*

Chrom: Huh? Aren't you a bit...plussed about your husband switching bodies with a thousand year old child?

Admin: *shakes her head* Nah, I can see why this happened! They're both so sweet!

Nah: *pops in* Oh, wait, not me.

Gaius: *pops in after* Sweet?

Admin: No, Gaius, not candy.

Gaius: Got it. *leaves*

Admin: Anyway, Nowi's cool. ... Though I will be sleeping on the ground until then, because anything else seems morally wrong. Anyway, I'll go get Stahl, and you get Nowi!

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Chrom: No, Nowi, we won't make you wear my clothes again.

Nowi: Good! ... You promise?

Chrom: *sticks out pinky*

Nowi: *wraps pinky around his* Now say it!

Chrom: I promise we won't put you in my clothes-

Nowi: -because they're silly!

Chrom: -...because they're silly.

Nowi: Good! So, uh... What are we doing, then?

Chrom: *looks at Admin*

Admin: Well, a dare came in for you to switch bodies with Stahl.

Nowi: Huh? ... Okay.

Admin: *under her breath* That was easier than expected...

Stahl: So, we need some magic for this, right?

Admin: Mm hmm! To Tharja's tent!

~~~ISN'T THARJA KIND OF ANNOYED AT HOW OFTEN WE GO TO HER TENT BY NOW~~~

Henry: Oooh, swapping Stahl and Nowi? Hexellent idea!

Tharja: *rolls eyes*

Nowi: Okay, let's go!

Tharja: *starts the chant*

Chrom: *shudders at the memory of his switch*

Henry: *joins the chant*

Admin: Oh, yeah! I almost forgot! You're gonna feel really sick for a bit, okay?

Stahl: Okay! Anything else?

Admin: Well, you should know that I love you.

Stahl: *kisses forehead* I love you too.

Nowi: Ewwwww.

Stahl and Admin: *glance at each other* *laugh*

Stahl: I'll miss being able to do that. Anyway, you'd best join the chant!

Admin: Oh, yeah! *joins chant*

*Dark purple lights fly around the room, flecked with red*

Admin, Henry, and Tharja: *finish*

Admin: *already getting up to help*

Stahl and Nowi: *run outside and retch*

Admin: *not sure which one to help: Stahl, or Stahl's actual body*

Stahl: BLEGH! That was terrible! *wipes tongue* *pauses with hand still on tongue* Me...fall..? *takes hand away* Hey! It worked! I'm in Stahl's body!

Nowi: *looking at all the ribbons* I never noticed how many there were.

Admin: Well, looks like it went well! ... Though this is an odd meaning of the term. Huh... I'll need to come up with names for you guys. How about... Dragon!Stahl and Nowidult?

Dragon!Stahl: Seems oka—Nowi... Er, I mean, Stahl, I... You don't really play in the dirt too much.

Nowidult: Oh yeah! Sorry! *chuckles* *stops*

Admin: *nods* I get it. You kind of get used to it. Kind of. Now, remember, you guys, you gotta act like each other!

Dragon!Stahl: Got it! *tries doing the salutey thing Nowi does, steps on the cape, and falls over*

Nowidult: *laughs* *suddenly realizes that's not what Stahl would do and helps him up*

Chrom: Huh. They caught on pretty quickly.

Admin: Better than us, honestly.

Chrom: *war flashbacks of booty poking*

Admin: This'll be an interesting set of dares... Ask,dare, and comment below!

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