Admin: Good moooorning!~
Chrom: Admin, it isn't morning at all. It's 9:15.
Admin: Well, all the better for this dare, coming in from--*expression darkens*
Chrom: Whoa, Admin. Is there someone THAT bad?
Admin: No. It's nobody.
Chrom: Nobody?
Admin: That's the issue! It doesn't say who dared! *sigh* Well, here it is.
-I dare Admin to get lost in the woods with Henry and Owain!
Chrom: Oh, that comment before makes sense now.
Admin: Yup! Now, let's go get lost!
~~~
Cherche: You're certain you're okay with this?
Admin: *fastens blindfold* Absolutely. After all, I'm doing it for the Vi--wait, no I'm not. Either way, I have a map.
Chrom: ... Isn't that cheating?
Admin: Nope, because I can barely read maps!
Chrom and Cherche: ...
Admin: Alright, strap us in! Don't want to fall off, after all!
Cherche: *nods*
Admin: You realize I'm wearing a blindfold, right?
Cherche: Oh, right.
Admin: Well, what are we waiting for? Up, up, and away!
~~~
Admin: *takes off blindfold when she hears Minerva flying away* That was weird... I feel kind of sick.
Henry: I could put a spell to fix that! I mean, you might cough up a bit of blood, but that's not a problem!
Admin: ... I'm good, bud. Err, you can take the blindfold off now.
Heney: Nyahaha, right!
Admin: Now, where's Owai--
Owain: *bursts out of the trees with a large stick* I have found a makeshift weapon! Fear not, now, for I can protect you in times of danger!
Admin: Good to know. Welp... *unrolls map* Let's try to get out.
~~~HALF AN HOUR LATER~~~
Admin: Henry, wait! Don't get separated from us!
Henry: I think I'll name you Alan! Do you like that name
Crow: *squawks*
Admin: Henry, that's the fifth crow you've made up your mind to bring home.
Henry: They won't live in camp! I promise!
Other five crows: *caw from Henry's shoulders*
Admin: ... I'm not doing your laundry. Now, where's Owain... Owain? OWAIN!
*shouting from the distance*
Admin: O...wain?
Owain: *trips out from behind a bush, screaming blue murder with scratches all over*
Admin: What the f--
Bear: *runs out roaring*
Admin: HOLY SW--RUN, HENRY!
Henry: *half runs, trying not to scare the crows*
Admin: OH COME ON!
~~~*Spongebob narrator voice* ONE HOUR LATER~~~
Admin: *wheeze* I think we... I think we *puff* lost it... Owain, what did you do to piss off that bear?!
Owain: I thought it was an enemy!
Admin: So you attack it?!?
Owain: A hero never backs away from an enemy!
Admin: IT WAS TEN FEET TALL!
Henry: I think it had blood around its mouth! Heehee!
Admin: *facepalm* Okay, so how are we going to get out?
Henry: We go on the path!
Admin: *sigh* Yes, Henry, but how are we going to find the path?
Henry: Y'mean that one? *points*
Admin: ... Oh.
~~~
Admin: Crap.
Owain: What ails you, my friend?
Admin: *stomach rumbles loudly*
Owain: ... Oh.
Admin: Yup. Luckily, I think I brought some jerk-- Frick.
Henry: Huh?
Admin: I must've dropped it when we were running. Now what?
Owain: We can't be far from camp. Can you wait it out?
Admin: Ha.
Admin: Haha.
Admin: HAHAHA--Yeah no, you don't want to see me hungry. If only there were some berries...
Henry: Like these?
Admin: Okay, man, I'm getting creeper out by that. Have you been spending time with Donnel or something?
Henry: *shrugs*
Admin: Well, I think these are safe enough... *pops one in mouth* *eyes widen*
Owain: What is it? Are you I'll?! I'll save y--
Admin: These are the best berries in the entire world.
Owain: ... What?
Admin: *starts filling pockets with berries*
Owain: Is this normal behavior...?
Henry: *nods*
Admin: *straightens up Okay, let's go.
Bush: *empty of berries*
Owain: *turns to Henry* ... You're sure?
~~~
Admin: *stumbles out of woods*
Henry: *hops out of woods, cawing to his new crows*
Owain: *leaps out of woods* I have emerged victorious, and behold! My companions are safe as well!
Chrom: Welcome back.
Admin: Hey, than--Are those my Cheetos?
Chrom and Gaius: Erm... *hide bags*
Admin: Why you--*gasps and doubles over*
Chrom: What?! What's wrong?
Admin: Those...Urk...berries...were bad... Aughhhhh...
Chrom: I'll go get Lissa! *runs off*
Owain: *still shouting*
Henry: *buried in crows*
Gaius: ... Well, huh. This is new. Well, ask, dare, and... It's comment, right?
Admin: *nods painfully from on the ground*
Gaius: And comment below.
