greenonion has come online
greenonion: Someone please come save me someone is fucking in the room next to merengokussimp has come online
rengokussimp: Is it Douma and Kokushibo again?
Elsa has come online
sixeyedfreak has come onlineElsa: sorry to disappoint but koku and I are just chillin watching bridgerton
sixeyedfreak: Come to think of it none of us have heard from Gyutaro and Kaigaku all day, have you Daki?
greenonion: I haven't heard from him since 9pm, said he was going to meet up with a friend
elsa: ...
sixeyedfreak: ...
rengokussimp: ...
greenonion: EW WHAT THE FUCK WHY BY MY ROOM 😭
greenonion has sent an image
greenonion:
elsa: well how long has this been going on for?greenonion: Idk I was listening to Melanie Martinez's newest song and my AirPods died that's when I heard banging and moaning
elsa: Sooooooooo Who's top and who's bottom? We all know it's anger issues lighting head and Gyutaro 🫣
ditto has come online
ditto: Gyutaro is 1000000% a bottom, have you seen him? Dude melts at 1 compliment
greenonion: as much as I despise you Gyokko and your ugly ass I have to sadly agree 😔
michaeljackson has come online
michaeljackson: I thought I soundproofed everyone's rooms, who the fuck did I forget?
greenonion: Mine Muzan-sama
greenonion: Um Muzan-sama I don't know if you knew this but we have an extra room right next to mine. Can you soundproof that one also? I don't want to hear moaning
michaeljackson: Jesus fucking Christ what am I going to do with you all crazy fuckers.
elsa: 😳
michaeljackson: Douma shut the fuck up and go choke on a dick
elsa: gladly 😉
michaeljackson: Thats not what I-
sixeyedfreak: Muzan-sama what the fuck did you do?
michaeljackson: kill me now
Yoriichi has been added by greenonion
michaeljackson: DAKI WHAT THE FUCK
Yoriichi: Hello Muzan, king time no see
michaeljackson: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME SUB BITCH
michaeljackson has went offline
sixeyedfreak: Yoriichi?
Yoriichi: *le gasp* Aniki?!
sixeyedfreak: How are you here? Didn't you die like 500 years ago?
Yoriichi: Um, idk, ask the lord
elsa: *gasp* I didn't know koku had a brother!
Yoriichi: Who are you?
elsa: Koku's boyfri-
elsa: DNWNJDWJFJWJJDWJJDJWJ
Yoriichi: Im gonna go find Muzan and torture him 🤪
Yoriichi has went offline
bestbrother: why do I hear screaming?
greenonion: NI-CHAN
bestbrother: what?
greenonion: DONT FUCK RUGHT BY MY ROOM, THE LAST IE ANT TO HEAR IS YOU GETTING RAILED
bestbrother: how 😳
greenonion: ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND, IM GONNA GO VOMIT
greenonion has went offline
rengokussimp: I didn't sign up for free drama but what else is exciting in this life
ditto: I love me some drama
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And so Daki went to go throw up in a bucket
Confused why modern music and AirPods exist? Don't act confused smartphones exist in this so AirPods and modern music is the least of your worries
-still no ideas 🥲word count: 485
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