Crackshot | Hashiras and Uppermoons Groupchat/Scenarios 4/???

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greenonion has come online
greenonion: Someone please come save me someone is fucking in the room next to me

rengokussimp has come online

rengokussimp: Is it Douma and Kokushibo again?

Elsa has come online
sixeyedfreak has come online

Elsa: sorry to disappoint but koku and I are just chillin watching bridgerton

sixeyedfreak: Come to think of it none of us have heard from Gyutaro and Kaigaku all day, have you Daki?

greenonion: I haven't heard from him since 9pm, said he was going to meet up with a friend

elsa: ...

sixeyedfreak: ...

rengokussimp: ...

greenonion: EW WHAT THE FUCK WHY BY MY ROOM 😭

greenonion has sent an image

greenonion:

elsa: well how long has this been going on for?

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elsa: well how long has this been going on for?

greenonion: Idk I was listening to Melanie Martinez's newest song and my AirPods died that's when I heard banging and moaning

elsa: Sooooooooo Who's top and who's bottom? We all know it's anger issues lighting head and Gyutaro 🫣

ditto has come online

ditto: Gyutaro is 1000000% a bottom, have you seen him? Dude melts at 1 compliment

greenonion: as much as I despise you Gyokko and your ugly ass I have to sadly agree 😔

michaeljackson has come online

michaeljackson: I thought I soundproofed everyone's rooms, who the fuck did I forget?

greenonion: Mine Muzan-sama

greenonion: Um Muzan-sama I don't know if you knew this but we have an extra room right next to mine. Can you soundproof that one also? I don't want to hear moaning

michaeljackson: Jesus fucking Christ what am I going to do with you all crazy fuckers.

elsa: 😳

michaeljackson: Douma shut the fuck up and go choke on a dick

elsa: gladly 😉

michaeljackson: Thats not what I-

sixeyedfreak: Muzan-sama what the fuck did you do?

michaeljackson: kill me now

Yoriichi has been added by greenonion

michaeljackson: DAKI WHAT THE FUCK

Yoriichi: Hello Muzan, king time no see

michaeljackson: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME SUB BITCH

michaeljackson has went offline

sixeyedfreak: Yoriichi?

Yoriichi: *le gasp* Aniki?!

sixeyedfreak: How are you here? Didn't you die like 500 years ago?

Yoriichi: Um, idk, ask the lord

elsa: *gasp* I didn't know koku had a brother!

Yoriichi: Who are you?

elsa: Koku's boyfri-

elsa: DNWNJDWJFJWJJDWJJDJWJ

Yoriichi: Im gonna go find Muzan and torture him 🤪

Yoriichi has went offline

bestbrother: why do I hear screaming?

greenonion: NI-CHAN

bestbrother: what?

greenonion: DONT FUCK RUGHT BY MY ROOM, THE LAST IE ANT TO HEAR IS YOU GETTING RAILED

bestbrother: how 😳

greenonion: ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND, IM GONNA GO VOMIT

greenonion has went offline

rengokussimp: I didn't sign up for free drama but what else is exciting in this life

ditto: I love me some drama

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And so Daki went to go throw up in a bucket
Confused why modern music and AirPods exist? Don't act confused smartphones exist in this so AirPods and modern music is the least of your worries
-still no ideas 🥲

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