The universe began, scientists believe, with every speck of its energy jammed into a very tiny point. This extremely dense point exploded with unimaginable force, creating matter and propelling it outward to make the billions of galaxies of our vast...
Gargul, the teenage logh qun, looked upon nuqjatlh ghah'd pitlh 'ej scratched his holy butt qevpob. Impressive, considering 'oh was still a little nebulous around its far edges. Jav trillion planets, hoch orbiting a rancid-looking giant hov. 'op billion qoj vaj actually had yin of 'op kind. Whether qoj not chah'd tah, much less evolve, ghah didn't nob a luspet's turd.
vit was, ghah hadn't vabdot been trying. Qo' thoughts given, qo' planning. Heck, Snood had spent eons on his, 'ej B'larbarra had taken vabdot more deciding on neh ghah color schemes. Ghah'd neh felt his burgh distend 'ej presto!
