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A supernova had a plan

Big Bang was its motto

Big B. A. N. G.

Big B. A. N. G.

Big B. A. N. G.

Big Bang was its motto


By angerbda


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There once was a scientist brilliant,

who came up with a thought most scintillant;

He thought aliens were storing

data quantum and aweing

In black holes - comment titillant!

By BrianMullin0


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In a quantum of Big Bang

Arrived an alien with a twang

Riding on the saddles of dark

He helped himself to some tart.


The tarts were heavy

So to see

Then came a rumbling

Echoing through eternity.


The innards were split

Filled with filth

He disappeared into the void

There was no choice.

By Nablai


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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The wall was due for demolition

But no-one told Humpty, no-one at all


By elveloy


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The blackhole had a giggly tummy

When all it ate were nebulas yummy

Exploding inside the antigravity space

Were dimensions vying for a place

A bottle of singularity was all it needed

To burst the bubbles of Vogon spirit.

A swirl, a twirl and some inflate

Unfortunately, the Big Bang disintegrates

The remnants are floating in an echo

Holding onto a Tevun-Krus named wacko.


By Nablai


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