WTTSH/WTTT book IG (wait why is it all california-)

incorrect quotes

Idk man im fucking bored
most of these are just from conversations with me any friends, sorry if you don't like them or whatever. ik im bad at these. also for the quotes that arent just me and my friends I used a generator and some were really funny also it kept trying to put arkansas and CA together. Also I'm prob gonna write some fics based on these.

Cal: Because we're playing doors just remember I'm a pussy
NY: Shut up I'm trying to listen
Cal not even two seconds later: AHHH GODDAMN YOU
NY: Here comes the bitchy screams

Cal: not even trying to lie here. Mettaton is hot.
Florida: Mettaton, like from undertale? Like the glitter gay sex robot
Cal: Thats one way to put it

Wyoming: Just a reminder my name isn't "Wisconsin"@Florida 
Florida: Yes it is lmao

Cal: HOW MANY FUCKS DO I GIVE
*roles a d20 and gets a 1*
Cal: ONE FUCK GIVEN

Gov: I've called you all into this meeting to ask who is changing the work server's name to minecraft tiddies
Florida secretly changing it during the meeting
California helping him because Florida promised to let CA try some alligator meat

Cal: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
LA(state not the city): 420?
Cal: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Florida: 69.
Cal: Yeah it was 69.

Cal: So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
Cal: Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Cal: HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!

GOV: What do we say when making bread?
Florida, glumly: That's the dough rising.
GOV: And what do we NOT say?
LA, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

NY: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Florida, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.
Florida: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Florida: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Cal: You're drinking orange juice. 

Cal: I hate you.
DC: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

GOV: I'm not doing to well.
DC: What's wrong?
GOV: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Cal enters the room*
GOV: There it is again.

NY: I've only had Cal for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Cal: Pros and cons of dating me.
Cal: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Cal: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

GOV: So how's the food Cal made?
Hawaii: It's great! Compliments to them.
GOV: *goes to the kitchen*
GOV: You're adorable.
Cal: *blushes*

Cal: But what about GOV? They were my SOULMATE!
NY: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
(lot of Cal x Gov incorrect quotes)

DC: I'm in love with you.
Cal: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
DC: I know.
Cal: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

GOV: Do you want to know your gay name?
Florida: My... my gay name?
GOV: Yeah, it's your first name-
Florida: Haha. Very funny GOV-
GOV *gets down on one knee*: And my last name.
Florida: Oh- oh my god.