Today on the bus my best friend and i were complaining about this person in our class and she was scrolling through her emails right.
Dictionary dot com sent her the definition for defenestrate and we used it about 4000 times it's perfect.
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Brielie; i am going to defenestrate him in two seconds.
Me; hold on I'm getting my moms dictionary off the shelf...
Brielie; ...
Me; i cannot believe there is a word for having the urge to throw someone out the window. That's actually the best.
Brielie; it's the second best world of the English language
Me; what's the first then?
Brielie; kiss
Me; is that a loaded text? I can't seem to tell
Brielie; think about it. It's actually perfect, the strong consonant at the start, the soft ss at the end. It's like kissing
Me; hmm... that was strange profound
Brielie; um duh, I'm a psychology major. Also my sex professor used it this morning while talking about her roommate. (She's kind of young)
Me; i still can't believe you're in a sex class
Brielie; sexuality* there's a slight difference. It's actually really interesting (imagine me with nerd glasses)
Me; (no man no)
Brielie; (no fun)
Me; so what's Gabriel doing exactly?
Brielie; he's making me walk with him to the park
Me; why?
Brielie; to play soccer and show off his "cool older brother."
Me; *cough* flattery *cough*
Brielie; i hate soccer
Me; i thought you were good at it
Brielie; i am, I just hate playing with those children who think they're the next Lionel Messi (impossible)
Me; Messi or Neymar?
Brielie; one cannot simply choose... they're like brothers
Me; so i shouldn't choose between you and Gabriel? *brothers*
Brielie; oh but you already did ;)
Me; stahp with the winky faces i swear
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Balconial Conversations
Short Storybal-co-nee-al ; of or referring to a balcony \\ in which a cynical girl and a disastrously (self-characterized) aromantic psychology student have daily discussions between neighbouring balconies \\ #1 in short story june & july 2k15 \\ book 1
