"Have you met Gertrude on the second floor?"
"Considering I just moved onto the sixth, that would be a no."
"She makes pot brownies."
"No way."
"Uh-huh. She delivered us some when we moved in. Around August."
"How old is she?"
"Seventy-four."
"L-O-L. Who's us?"
"My roommate and I. He likes Shakespeare."
"Really?"
"Yeah. He falls in love biweekly."
"Like car payments?"
"Exactly, but to different cars. And each car crashes and burns before the new one."
"I like your metaphors."
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My weaknesses lately:
-those random books where girls rant and talk about 5sos and crushes and life and shit
-rainbow rowell's main characters that embody sunshine
-Michael Clifford, he's just so cute oh my gosh i could listen to his interviews all day i kid you not. Then there's "i think luke... *cute uncertain smile* if he liked me back..."
-pale grungy typical tumblr blogs (i know man but they're so idk)
-halsey songs (typical hipster yeah whatever but there's a place way down in bed stuy where a boy lives behind bricks he's got an eye for girls of eighteen and he turns them out like tricks??? 😍😍👌)
-Disney movies the old ones on vhs like Mulan and and Anastasia and dream works too actually those movies are ace
That was longer than i expected oops bye
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Balconial Conversations
Short Storybal-co-nee-al ; of or referring to a balcony \\ in which a cynical girl and a disastrously (self-characterized) aromantic psychology student have daily discussions between neighbouring balconies \\ #1 in short story june & july 2k15 \\ book 1
