Major thankies for checking out my new fanfiction , My Name is Jeff on Wattpad !
I will continue to create more fanfictions dedicated to real people or fictional characters who have faded away into obscurity !
Jeff Stinco 's story will be told for the very first time , so please stay tuned !
Also , to my abusive and very rude , very snotty , very mean , very crazy , ghetto hoodrat caregiver possibly trying her best to find this fanfiction on my tablet , PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A FEMALE DOG SO MUCH !!!!!
I SERIOUSLY HATE BEING CALLED THAT WORD , AND STOP COMPARING ME TO MY DAD !!!!!
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE HIM , NOR DO I RESEMBLE HIM IN THE MOST WAYS POSSIBLE !!!!!
PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DAD SO MUCH , YOU 'RE TOO OBSESSED WITH HIM AND MY MOM HATES YOU TOO !!!!!
I WISH YOU WEREN 'T MY CAREGIVER SO THAT I OUGHTA SPRAY YOU WITH MY CAN OF BUCKET SPRAY OF PERFUME !!!!!
I AM NOT A BITCH , I AM NOT LIKE MY DAD , I AM NOT A DUDE , I AM MELLY JANE VALENTE !!!!!!!!!!!
I AM A REAL HUMAN BEING WITH A WHOLE LOT OF PROBLEMS I NEED TO GO THROUGH IN MY LIFE !!!!!
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME DO MY FANFICTION ALREADY , SO I CAN GET RID OF MY PANIC ATTACKS , ASTHMA ATTACKS , AND MY SEIZURES !!!!!
OKAY ?????
I DON 'T WANT BRITNEY SPEARS TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD PREMIERE GIRL , SHE IS NOT LIKE THAT !!!!!
I WANT THOSE PHOTOS REMOVED FOREVER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE !!!!!
PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A BITCH , PLEASE STOP COMPARING ME TO MY DAD , PLEASE STOP SAYING I 'M A MAN , AND PLEASE ENJOY MY FUCKING FANFICTION ALREADY !!!!!
GOSH !!!!!
JEEZ !!!!!
I WISH I WAS IN MICRONESIA AGAIN :(
MY OWN CAREGIVER WOULDN 'T LEAVE ME ALONE :(
I COULD THROW MY SHOE AT HER AND SHE 'LL SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY :)
MY OWN CAREGIVER KNOWS NO MORTALS TO MY LIFE :(
AN ASMR MOUTH SMACKING LOSER SHE IS !!!!!
ARE YOU SERIOUS ?????
Okay , I 'm sorry for that angry rambling throughout this first ever author 's note here , please enjoy this fanfiction now !!!!!
Major thankies for your cooperation .
melly.
