{Gender neutral reader}
"How tf you got a girl?!"
*Modern AU*
[Chaotic]
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•° If you have a dead friend clap your hands °•
Venti: once upon a time . . . . . . My friend died....
Diluc: I do not give a shit
Kaeya: says the one who killed his father ^^^
Xiao: my father didn't even try to teach me basic human manners
Zhongli: excuse you, I have you know I am the best father known to mankind. Be grateful little... Uhm... Little .... @Childe
Xiao: hah, can't think of anything
Childe: little piece of no maidens. Maidenless
Xiao: for your information. I have over one million maidens
Venti: hi!! Me
Kazuha: pass
Tomo: yeah for me obviously 🙄
Heizou: who wanna date you...?
Childe: no one
Tomo: y'all... You guys so mean, 😭😭😭
Raiden Shogun: be sad
Tomo: no one asked you
Diluc: ok I know it's not the right time. But I saw Xingqiu's dead body laying in front of the school's gates
Kaeya: WHAT?!?!.... Damn..
Chongyun: say what now...?
Hu Tao: a new client!!!
Zhongli: no Hu Tao.
Hu Tao: :( :(
You: y'all. Stop texting each other. I'm trying to study here 😡
You: Sheesh
Childe: we do not care about your studies. Fucking Xingqiu died!!
You: SAY WHAT NOW?!
You: WHO DID IT?!?!!??
Scaramouche: your mum did it
Kazuha: as if you got a mother
Scaramouche: at least I still have my biological mother unlike you
Kazuha: you wounded me. My mother was a caring woman
Scaramouche: idgaf idfc
Kazuha: at least my adoptive mother actually loves me
Beidou: 😘✌️ Slay me shortie
Scaramouche: my mother is a lovely woman too y'know
Raiden Shogun: who are you?
Ei: shut up you ^^ but anyways scara, baby. I love you
Scaramouche: see, ily too mum
Yae Miko: you don't love me?
Heizou: who would tho?
Ayato: not me, couldn't be me
Itto: you're right... It's Sara!
Kujou Sara: bitch?! Since when!?
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FanfictionI think the title tells the book itself right? --------------------- {I don't own genshin impact hoyoveres and mihoyo owns it, and rightful owners to the arts goes in here as well. I only own the storyline :)
