[Not a chapter but a chatfic]

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{Gender neutral reader}
"Send help please man"
*Modern AU*
[Chaotic]
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[I'm a bit busy with some work at school. So the next chapter will be a little delayed... Sowwy :(
But here's a chatfic to keep you occupied]

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•° Where your father left you °•

Diluc: whoever named the gc name that... Just know I hate you

Childe: it's kinda funny thooooo

You: yea,,, plus Kaeya did it 🤭✌️

Diluc: I fucking hate you... Go eat shit

You: GASP.... YOU DID NOT JUST SAID THAT

Kaeya: *eating popcorn* some shit bouta go downnn

Zhongli: Kaeya. No

Dottore: do it for million dollars

Kaeya: who's the cash??

Dottore: yk who's...

Kaeya: deal 😏

Kaeya: this is why your father passed... Bc of you being such a jerk

You: Slay 👑💅

Zhongli: why (name)...

Venti: he's crying rn 💀

Venti: and he's breaking all the wine glasses, bro I need them to drink out of ಠ_ಠ

Kaeya: tell him to cry more bc he's dad is a bad father figure

Childe: comrade. That's too far

Diluc: Fuck you, I don't want to see your face in my tavern again

Kaeya: WHAT?!!? BUT I WAS JUDT JOKING

Dottore: Sheesh... I'm out-

Diluc: No one is leaving.

Dottore: you ain't my father.

Scaramouche: bro I just got the weirdest ad on Spotify... It's disgusting

You: What is it??

Childe: I see a little silhouetto of a man~~

*Scaramouche has kicked "Childe" out of "Where your father left you"*

Scaramouche: No

You: way to ruin the mood

Dottore: agreed

Venti: booooo you stink! Get off stage

Kaeya: *throws popcorn*

Scaramouche: I will crush your little skulls

Venti: bet

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