Funny Scenarios

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Mateo: Ray where did you go?"
Vanessa: Don't worry I got this.
*Deep Breath*
Vanessa: ANIME SUCKS!!!
Ray: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
Vanessa: Found her.

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Ben: (Looking around the store for Pico)
Ben: Have you seen my husband?
Neo and B3: (Shakes their heads)
Ben: MARCO!!
Pico: (From nearby) POLO!!
Ben: That came from the wine aisle didn't it? (Looks at B3 and Neo)
Neo and B3: (Nods)

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B3: FOUR MONTHS!!
Ben: What's he talking about?
Neo: It's really not that big of a deal.
B3: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!!

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Pico: This was a 100% successful trip.
Neo: We lost B3.
Pico: This was a 100% successful trip.

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*Door opens*
Mateo: What are you doing here?
Ray: Running away from my problems.
Mateo: (Moves aside) Come in.

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Pico: I have the sharpest memory, name one time I forgot something.
B3: You left me in the McDonald's parking lot three weeks ago sir.
Pico: I did that on purpose.

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Ray: I just thought he needed to listen to common sense and reasonable discourse.
Ben: Please tell me those aren't the name of your fists.
Ray: My feet, I'm actually more of a kicker.

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Pico: Alright everyone, let's not B3 this into a even worse situation than it already is.
B3: Did you- did you just use my name as a verb?

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Pico: (Helping Ray with the alphabet).
Pico: What does A stand for?
Ray: Arson.
Pico: What about B?
Ray: Barson.
Pico: Oooo, C?
Ray: Commit arson.
Pico: D?
*Ray takes a deep breath*
Ray: Don't come near me I'm going to commit arson.
Pico: And bonus one, what about P?
Ray: People commit arson.
Pico: (Pats Ray's head) I raised you well.
Ben: (Questioning why Pico is teaching his baby about arson).

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Ray: You tryna catch a case?!
Fin: Bet, pull up righ-
Ray throws a suitcase and hits Fin in the face.
Ray: Dumbass, why didn't you catch it?

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🦈I did this for fun in school, well I'm still in school but we didn't really do anything in class so I made this. Also some of them include Ray's friends, hope you enjoyed.🦈

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Word Count: 379

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🦈This isn't all of them, I tried to download it but it messed up for some reason

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🦈This isn't all of them, I tried to download it but it messed up for some reason. And some I took a screenshot.🦈

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