South Park Oneshots (COMPLETED)

Kamy (kylexamy) P1

Amy's pov

I sit in the school cafeteria on my own. I thought It would be easy making new friends. it was so easy at my old school. I was super popular. like the hottest girl in the school. but not in south park. bebe Stevens is.

I pull my knees up to my chest. I'm not even going to try eating the shitty food this school serves us. it seriously looks like baby puke.

"I know right." someone says. I look up to see Kyle broflovski, popular guy with the girls. he has brains, friends, girls and looks. oh god he's so mug hotter up close.

I swear I'm not a stalker.

"Hehe I didn't think you were a stalker." he smiles at me

I say that out loud?!

"Yeah you did. you think out loud."

"Oh"

There's an awkward pause. say something!! Say something!!

"Hi. I'm Amy."

"Hey. I'm kyle. can I sit here?"

"Why? Are all the other tables full?"

"No. I want to sit here. your really cute." he blushes. "god now I'm thinking out loud."

"Your reminding me of ed sheerens songs." I say blushing

"The love song?" He smiles

"Yeah." he sits down next to me.

"So, what do you like?" I ask

"Basket ball, my friends, Netflix-"

"OH MY GOD NETFLIX IS MY LIFE!"

"It's everyone's life!"

"What do you watch?"

"Don't laugh."

"I promise."

"I really like pretty little lairs and vampire diaries." he says blushing

"AWWW!! It's so cute that mr popular loves stuff like that!" I says smiling

"But for good measures I have to watch the jack ass movies, the inbetweeners and some other things."

I laugh "gotta keep up that reputation"

"What do you like to do?"

"Wattpad."

"What?" I gasp

"Wattpad is life!! Google it!"

"The answer to all our problems Is google." Kyle smiles

"DIS GENERATION DOE!" I shout waving my arms in the air.

Kyle laughs. "Kyle let's go dude." a guy says.

"Um one sec. Amy you know where tweak bros is?"

"Yeah."

"Meet me there at 5?"

"Sure."

YES YES YES YES YES!! I HAVE A DATE WITh KYLE FUCKING BROFLOVSKI!!

"Okay then. it's a date" Kyle smiles before walking off

I blush. Why did I say that out loud?!

"You think out loud!!" Kyle shouts

"UGH!"

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