SDMN Bits and Bobs

Headcanons • Baby Bog

• Harry is the group's baby.

• Like the Sidemen have been together for 8 years; Harry has been with them just a little bit shorter. And yet, in that time, it's like they raised the boy.

• Sometimes, Josh forgets he doesn't actually have a kid.

• Like he was at a pub once and got talking with a group of middle aged dads about kids.

• And it wasn't until after he realised he didn't have a kid.

• Obviously he'd been talking about Harry.

• At first, Vik felt like Harry was little brother material.

• Then he got to know the boy.

• And decided Harry was much more than that.

• (Would be more than that when he finally got comfortable with them.)

• Simon acts like Harry's mum a lot off camera, so of course Harry started calling him mom ironically.

• And then not so ironically.

• Simon thought it was funny at first.

• Then it got kind of annoying.

• But when he realised it meant Harry cared, it became rather endearing.

• Of course, the other boys liked to take the piss out of it sometimes, just to get on his nerves.

• "Mummy Simon!" "Oh, fuck off."

• It is endearing when Harry does it, not when the others do.

• Obviously, they never mock the name when Harry is around.

• They did that once. Harry overthought everything and had no contact with them for a week.

• Ethan went through a weird uncle stage at one point.

• Tobi had to reign him in.

• Ethan is the softest with Harry, though just barely.

• By now, they all know what makes Harry tick.

• Vik has a little journal he jots down all things Harry-related in.

• He also has a diary.

• It's an A5 navy blue one with a grey and white kitten on the front.

• In it he notes all dates and events relating to Harry.

• He has a journal and diary per every year after the first year he met Harry.

• He starts new ones every year.

• He stores them in a pretty wooden box in the corner of his room.

• Harry doesn't know he has any of these things.

• Tobi is the one to reprimand Harry the most.

• Not because he likes telling him off, but because he wants the boy to learn.

• Which Harry sort of understands at this point.

• He still doesn't like it though.

• Tobi doesn't really shout at him.

• Instead It's this horrible stern tone with a calm a demeanor.

• Harry hates the stern voices.

• Of all of them.

• He prefers it when they shout at him.