Tobi: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.
~•~
Vik, having just watched Harry, Ethan and JJ set a tent on fire: How do they usually get out of these messes, again?
Simon, typing away on his phone: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Josh: There's also the fact that I fix it for them.
~•~
Vik: All in all, a 100% sussessful trip!
Harry, panicked: We lost JJ!
Vik: All in all, a 100% sussessful trip.
~•~
Harry: Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Simon: You're a hazard to society.
JJ: And a coward. Do twenty.
~•~
Simon: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.
Harry, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
~•~
[Josh and Simon to a worker, when they lose Harry in a store]
Josh: Have you seen our son?
Simon: Average height, brown hair, blue eyes.
Josh: Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.
~•~
Harry: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
~•~
JJ: Sometimes, when I'm sad, I drink milk straight from the container.
Harry: The cow???
JJ: What?
Vik: Harry, W H Y?
~•~
Tobi: You have friends and I envy that.
Simon, bored: You're welcome to share my friends.
Tobi: *Looks at Harry, JJ, and Ethan*
Tobi: I don't want those.
~•~
Vik: *Sees Harry and Simon together*
Vik: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Ethan, confused: You mean... you ship them?
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SDMN Bits and Bobs
FanfictionA collection of pics, incorrect quotes, headcanons, drabbles, prompts, etc. Just Sidemen related things I wish to share <3 Includes ships, both platonic and romantic.
