Various x Reader

E-Y-E-S ||Thor Odinson x nonbinary reader||

I decided to try a different writing style. Enjoy :)

"Hey, Thor." You greeted him as you walked in the room.

Thor jumped. "Oh, hey y/n, I didn't hear you come in."

You chuckle. "Yeah, I'm good at sneaking up on people. I have a question." You say, sitting next to him on the sofa.

"What is it?" Thor asked, turning to you.

"So...you know what y-e-s spells, right?" Thor pauses looking at you. "It's yes." You explain.

"Ah, of course, 'yes'! That is what I thought!"

You smiled. "Good, then you should be able to get this pretty easy."

"Was that your question?"

"No, my question is: if-"

"Y/n, not again." Tony groaned, walking in.

Thor tilted his head. "Not what again?"

"I taught y/n that, and now they're just overusing it."

You roll your eyes. "Tony, just let me ask him the question."

"Yes. I want to hear their question."

You gesture towards Thor. "See? He wants to know what the question is."

Tony sighed, and leaned against the sofa, crossing his arms. "Fine, go ahead."

"Okay, so, if y-e-s spells 'yes', what does e-y-e-s spell?"

Thor frowned in contemplation for a moment, before proudly announcing: "E-yes!"

Y/n started laughing, and even managed a chuckle form Tony.

"No, no, Point Break, e-y-e-s." Tony gestured pointed at his eyes.

Thor frowned. "Does it have something to do with your eyes?"

You started laughing even harder, Thor was the only one who didn't know the joke already.

"Why are you laughing at me, y/n? I got it right the first time, it's e-yes."

You shook your head. "E-y-e-s. Think about it."

"It's not e-yes." Tony added.

Thor paused for a moment longer. "But it is. If y-e-s is 'yes', then e-y-e-s must be 'e-yes'."

Tony shook his head. "Thor, no."

"Why would they ask me if they knew the answer?"

"Because it's a joke. It's just a prank." Tony explained.

Thor furrowed his brow. "What do you mean, it's a prank? Y/n, is this true?"

You nod your head 'yes'. "Yes, Thor, it is just a prank."

"Ah, I get it now!" Thor exclaimed. "E-y-e-s is a made up word!"

You open your mouth in protest, but Tony puts his hand on your shoulder and shakes his head.

"That is funny! I think I'll go tell it to Loki." Thor says, getting up.

"Great, now look what you've done." Tony glares at you.

You shrug. "At least he's Loki's problem now."