ROAD TO SERENITY | stydia [✔️]

33 // hurricane - thirty seconds to mars

33 // hurricane – thirty seconds to mars

lyds, when is your birthday?

may 27

why?

i wanna know when to wish you happy birthday

aww so sweet

not

oh shush you’re making me blush

wtf stilinski

scott was on my phone

idiot

SCOTT OMFG I LOVE YOU YOU’RE AMAZING YOUR VOICE IS PERFECTION OMFG AND MY BEST FRIEND IS TOTALLY HEAD OVER HEELS INTO YOU LIKE SHE THINKS YOU’RE SOULMATES AND SHE’S CRAZY AND SHE’S LIKE YOUR OPPOSITE OR SOME SHIT BUT YOU’RE AMAZING SCOTTY BOY

lydia chill

stilinski?

yes

scott’s on the pee-pee-place

oh my god

you’re such a child

ikr

but i assume he would thank you for the kind words

yay

or freak out bc that was fucking creepy

nah, you’re just jealous

no i’m not

don’t deny it

i’m not

you’re lying

why would i

bc everybody knows you have a thing for me

oh wow that was straightforward

but nope

my heart is broken

what heart?

i hate you

you love me

nope

i think we concluded we hate each other

pretty much

maybe hate will be our always

hate?

hate.

this is so fucking weird

it looks like someone’s name hahaha

maybe i should name my daughter hate

hate stilinski

“who is this?” “i, hate stilinski”

i hate you

if you name your daughter hate you will officially be a worse parent than kim k for naming her daughter north west, and hate will hate you for the rest of her life

i’ll name our daughter hate

no

i’m not gonna have a kid with you

dumbass

my heart is crushed

what heart?

the one that beats for our daughter

well maybe i just have to cope with the fact i will have a daughter with the biggest moron on the earth

and my daughter’s mom will be the mum who swears the most

exactly

we will be the world’s worst parents

well, i gotta go

hate stilinski?

hate stilinski.

// and here we have stydia mocking tfios. tbh i love the book, but honestly this just seemed too funny not to be added. also i'm in love with the cover. also i still have no time for anything. also i counted my drafts, i think a have 32 or 33 three of them [too, too much]. also, jared leto is too hot to be 40. also, i love you all. also, recently i got followed by all of the authors i look up to and it's basically as if i have 4/4 5sos following me on twitter [i have 0/4. but my point is that i'm too lame/shy/awkward to talk to any of them.

hate stilinski? [if you actually read all of this, comment 'hate stilinski.', just curious //