Hey Arnold: A Dark Love Story-FanFiction

Capture

Arnold begins to tear up.
He felt so useless.
He turns his body back around to face Rhonda.

Arnold:
...
I don't have any money on me and if I did...the amount cannot compare to yours.
I only wish that you would pity me when I beg you for this.

Arnold gets on his knees, which surprises Rhonda.

Please, Rhonda...please let Phoebe be the last girl you take.

Rhonda:
Absolutely not!
This is business.

Arnold:
Rhonda...
I beg you.
What can I do?
Is there anything I can do for you to change your mind??

Rhonda:
NO, Arnold!
I will not—

Rhonda realizes something. She folds her arms.

Oh, I see what you're REALLY worried about...
You're trying to protect Helga.

Arnold blushes.
Rhonda laughs.

Look at your face! You have a thing for her.

Arnold:
No, I do not. Rhonda, this is serious! Let me do something for you to change your mind. Tell me what can I do!

Rhonda:
Alright, alright. I have something for you to do.
Go give Helga a blowjob.

Arnold:
What?!

Rhonda laughs even more.

Rhonda:
Im just kidding, I'm just kidding.

Arnold:
YOU ARE SICK!

Rhonda:
Sick and rich and I love the feeling, but there is really something you can do for me, which is very simple.

Arnold:
What. Is. It.

Rhonda:
Just tell me that you love Helga.

Arnold:
Huh?

Rhonda:
If you tell me, then I might consider letting her off in the future.
She's already hard to capture, anyways.
My men are afraid of her.

Arnold:
I love her.

Rhonda:
Really? You think I'll accept that?

Arnold:
What do you want??

Rhonda:
Be sincere.
I want to hear you pour your heart out.

Arnold slams his fist on the table.
He is irritated and angry.

Arnold:
I...I love her.

Rhonda:
I can't hear you!
Who is it that you love?

Arnold gives Rhonda the death stare.

Arnold:
Helga.
I love Helga.
She's... amazing.
There's times I cannot stop... thinking about her ever since we kissed in San Lorenzo.
She helped rescued my parents with her locket and I'll never forget that.
She's pretty, funny, smart, strong...Helga is the whole package.
Whenever she is not a bully...she shows this side of her that makes me really like her.
And that's when I find her peaceful to be around.
Absolutely lovely...
and I want her to be happy
and along with my parents...I want to protect her, too.