You Get Stuck With A Crybaby

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A sparrow landed on Tanjiro hand and apparently told him something. "Okay, I GET IT! I'LL DO SOMETHING! Y...Y/n?"

Tanjiro looked around to find you picking up the boy with an angry look. "HEY! YOU LITTLE SHIT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!?! LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!"

"AH!!! YOU! YOU'RE FROM THE FINAL SELECTION!" The man shouted as you glared at him even more pissed.

"I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT PISSES THEIR PANTS AS MUCH AS YOU DO!!" You shouted at him as he seemed hurt.

"HUUUUUH?! BUT WE'VE MET! WE'VE MET!! THE PROBLEM IS YOUR MEMORY!" He said as Tanjiro approached the girl.?

"Everything's okay now. Go on home." He said as the bowed her head.

"Thank you, both of you." She said as the boy was still crying.

"HEEEEY!! THAT GIRL LIKES ME! SHE'S GONNA MARRY ME!!!" The boy shouted as the girl slapped him across the face. "WHA-?!"

She then started smacking him over and over again. You watched impressed. "She's getting some good hits in. HEY! TRY TO SLAP WITH YOU FINGERS TOGETHER! THERE YOU GO!"

"SWT BWY!" Nezuko doesn't approve of teaching people the wrong things. You got up from the ground with an annoyed face.

"FINE! I got it, Nez!" You sighed and pulled the lady up with one hand. "Alright, that's enough, I don't want to get slammed into the ground by my favorite girl again. Don't take that out of context. You just did, didn't you?"

"WHEN DID I EVER SAY THAT I LIKED YOU?! YOU WERE CROUCHED AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. YOU LOOKED SICK, SO I ASKED IF YOU WERE ALL RIGHT!!" The girl shouted at him.

"YOU DIDN'T COME OVER BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE ME?!" The boy was in disbelief which only pissed off the girl even more.

"I'M ALREADY ENGAGED TO SOMEONE, SO DEFINITELY NOT!" She shouted at him and started to walk away. "IF YOU'RE HEALTHY ENOUGH TO HARASS ME, YOU'RE FINE, GOODBYE!"

"WAIT, WAI-!" The boy shouted and looked at you and Tanjiro. "WHY DID YOU INTERFERE?!"

"AND WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! WHY ARE YOU BOTH STARING AT ME LIKE IM SOME PITFUL CREATURE?! STOP IT! I HOLD YOU BOTH RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! IT'S YOUR GUYS' FAULT I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED!" He shouted something stupid

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"AND WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! WHY ARE YOU BOTH STARING AT ME LIKE IM SOME PITFUL CREATURE?! STOP IT! I HOLD YOU BOTH RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! IT'S YOUR GUYS' FAULT I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED!" He shouted something stupid.

"AND WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?! WHY ARE YOU BOTH STARING AT ME LIKE IM SOME PITFUL CREATURE?! STOP IT! I HOLD YOU BOTH RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS! IT'S YOUR GUYS' FAULT I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED!" He shouted something stupid

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